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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Elminage
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this shit is YOUR fault. take responsibility for your life. if you are a man, you will create the situations around you. if you aren't a man, you will let things happen.
Noodleface
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Whst the fuck is this shit
My wife drives me nuts with the cleaning too chaos. I feel you.
Are we married to the same broad??
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My wife hates cooking. And she's periodically stupid about it. The phrase "why did you stay at work so late when you know I'm not going to cook dinner and the kids have hockey?" came out once. What a fucking low point.
The point is we all go through cycles. And there are still great reasons to be together. And not all those reasons are sex.
Let your wife perfect her oral and handjob techniques. It's to protect the life of your wife and child. Tell her you think it's fair, and you're willing to try things, too.
I dunno. I think everyone has some shit they can complain about. Periodically it's worse than usual.
The point is we all go through cycles. And there are still great reasons to be together. And not all those reasons are sex.
Let your wife perfect her oral and handjob techniques. It's to protect the life of your wife and child. Tell her you think it's fair, and you're willing to try things, too.
I dunno. I think everyone has some shit they can complain about. Periodically it's worse than usual.
Noodleface
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I mean I mostly post here with complaints, never really the good stuff.
Like one day I worked 12 hours and came home to a cold bottle of mountain dew in the fridge and pizza. That's a good day.
Like one day I worked 12 hours and came home to a cold bottle of mountain dew in the fridge and pizza. That's a good day.
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Khane
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I mean, not bustin on you or your life but if a pizza delivery with a bottle of mountain dew is a special occasion then shit... what the fuck is a normal day like?
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Blazin
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Today was a good day, my wife put some work into a new sex toy that arrived this afternoon and it was awesome, but afterwards I am always left wondering why I am so into that, and I love to psychoanalyze things, but I really can't figure out "WHY" I like it, but just watching her get off on a toy is a real turn on. Is this rare, does anyone else like watching their partner masturbate? I worry I am asking her to do something I shouldn't be. People peeing on each other bondage etc have all been mentioned here and this does seem more mild by comparison and you guys are the only people I could really ask for an opinion on stuff like this.
Big_w_powah
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I think it satisfies a bit of a voyuerism fetish. Its not like its a big fucking deal. You aren't asking her to take on an entire football team..
Zaara
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As a person that ended up sitting on their ass a lot of the time being a kept woman, sounds to me like chaos' wife is probably depressed.
Could be about work/not working or any number of things, but no right-minded lady is actually okay with living in squalor and doing absolutely shit-all with themselves and the area around them. I mean I guess they exist? But if chaos wifed them he would've been well aware of her foibles by now.
Blazin
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Yeah ends up being porn you get to watch in person but get to then actually have sex with the girl at the end. Her only complaint is about it being less intimate
Noodleface
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It's not a special occasion, it's that she knew I had a shitty long day and took care of me
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Khane
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I know you're a relationship autist but its the thought and effort that counts not the sheer manhours it took to complete the task
Noodleface
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Do you enjoy watching her orgasm regardless of the cause? Female expression of pleasure if probably my top fetish. My wife could get away with a lot of it eventually led to her orgasming.
On top of that, masturbation in front of another is taboo in a minor sense. It's not the way sex is "supposed" to be enjoyed.
But don't overthink it. Does it make one or both of you feel good and cause neither of you harm? Then just run with it.
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