moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Blazin
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Definitely rooted in liking to watch her orgasm, probably just left over guilt stuff from overly religious upbringing always making me subconsciously think anything deviating from the norm is somehow inherently bad.
Wantonsoup95
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It's more of you know there's someone who gives a shit about you at home, something I don't see changing for you.
chaos
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I'm just complaining. Things have been pretty good until recently.
And Trollface you got permabanned for edgelording pictures of dead babies and you deserved it, for that and any number of things. Best, and maybe only good, action I ever took as a mod. Fuck you, bro.
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Soygen
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chaos
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Noodleface
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Chaos I feel you. Sometimes I come home after a long day and she'll complain that I didn't clean some cup right or she's starving and I just have the most blank expression on my face
Khane
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You guys are really easy to please. I get it though. Because it was me poking fun at him it's a great travesty and injustice and what I said was way off base.
Though I guess if getting married means someone can dial the phone and carry themselves to the door when the delivery guy arrives so I don't have to sign me up. I guess because I can actually cook I'd be a little put off at my stay at home wife just phoning it in and ordering me a goddamn pizza after I just worked 12 hours a day so she could sit at home and not clean anything.
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Soygen
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It's not really an alt, though. It's trollface, but he wanted a different account name.
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The whole watching your partner masturbate thing is interesting. It is a fairly deep level of intimacy to let you watch that act. It is an act of submission of sorts to do that in front of you. Same is true of you doing it in front of her. Couples masturbating together is a very intimate act that can be very exciting.
Or so a friend told me.
Or so a friend told me.
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Big Phoenix
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You gotta go all out with the peeping tom routine. Like have her do it next to a bedroom window with the blinds open and your behind the bushes peeking in furiously masturbating as well.
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About 6 months ago we were on a 7 hour drive and I, for still unknown reasons, jacked in the car going down the interstate.
When I thought about it about 3 months later I wondered if it was a dream because it seemed so bizarre.
But really intimate sounds good too.
When I thought about it about 3 months later I wondered if it was a dream because it seemed so bizarre.
But really intimate sounds good too.
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Well, we are hoping probation cures you of this so prison time isn't necessary.
Wantonsoup95
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