Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
Many things have been forgiven in the bedroomA nice ass can go a long way to forgiving other shortcomings.
Many things have been forgiven in the bedroomA nice ass can go a long way to forgiving other shortcomings.
The reverse is true too. A funny/smart chick who is fat and unattractive will not get nearly the amount of attention as the smoking hot dipshit. We like when people look good first.
Bottom dude is fit. Chicks dig fit dudes; at least most attractive women do.In that cartoon, the top guy was supposed to be ugly and the bottom guy was supposed to be hot?
Did not pick up on that. Bottom one looks like a mutant or an alien to me.
Bottom dude is fit.
True that. I took it to be a drawing from some butthurt beta who hates that "Chicks only like douchebags!"If you say so. It is just a drawing, and like with any art, the only meaning that matters is what it means to you, the viewer.
This is the ideal male:Retarded chicks like douchebags with no brain. Demanding chicks like douchebags with class.
Retarded chicks like douchebags with no brain. Demanding chicks like douchebags with class.
And on and on we go...even though I am the age I am, my biological nature pushes me towards perceived virility. The men that have held my attention, for the most part, have been fit with nice eyes and deep voices, great thighs, and again with one exception, able to hold an intelligent conversation. Also, they have demonstrated kindness towards others. So...ticking off the biology boxes, even if I can't actually successfuly procreate, still is important...characteristics have to be physiological, rational/cognitive and with a an emotional component.
Sometimes it makes you feel better to go beat the fuck out of a guy, even if it's not productive.
because i don't like demanding and retarded chicks.So how is it you are single do you think?
lol just caught this advice from our Resident Lawyer....just awesome!
Pointless update:
Went out and got completely smashed, came home no fighting about any of it. She felt bad and ordered this. Can't stay angry in the least.
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That the original one? I had the original and my mom tossed it....
because i don't like demanding and retarded chicks.
i like weird as shit chicks.