Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Hoss

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The reverse is true too. A funny/smart chick who is fat and unattractive will not get nearly the amount of attention as the smoking hot dipshit. We like when people look good first.

In that cartoon, the top guy was supposed to be ugly and the bottom guy was supposed to be hot?

Did not pick up on that. Bottom one looks like a mutant or an alien to me.
 

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In that cartoon, the top guy was supposed to be ugly and the bottom guy was supposed to be hot?

Did not pick up on that. Bottom one looks like a mutant or an alien to me.
Bottom dude is fit. Chicks dig fit dudes; at least most attractive women do.
 

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If you say so. It is just a drawing, and like with any art, the only meaning that matters is what it means to you, the viewer.
True that. I took it to be a drawing from some butthurt beta who hates that "Chicks only like douchebags!"
 

Soygen

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Retarded chicks like douchebags with no brain. Demanding chicks like douchebags with class.
This is the ideal male:

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Phazael

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And on and on we go...even though I am the age I am, my biological nature pushes me towards perceived virility. The men that have held my attention, for the most part, have been fit with nice eyes and deep voices, great thighs, and again with one exception, able to hold an intelligent conversation. Also, they have demonstrated kindness towards others. So...ticking off the biology boxes, even if I can't actually successfuly procreate, still is important...characteristics have to be physiological, rational/cognitive and with a an emotional component.

Not to get too personal, but you already know why this is. Gravy addressed all of those intellectual and emotional needs for years, but there was one opening he was not filling (/drumfill). You are going to want to get what you have not already had, especially as a widow trying to respect Mr G's memory. There is nothing wrong with this, in fact it would be creepy if you dated a photo copy of G, in my opinion. New life means new choices and experiences.
 
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Wantonsoup95

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Pointless update:

Went out and got completely smashed, came home no fighting about any of it. She felt bad and ordered this. Can't stay angry in the least.

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Cad

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lol just caught this advice from our Resident Lawyer....just awesome!

Yea I'm not saying it's legal, just saying it can make you feel better. Cad's comments should not be misconstrued as legal advice. :)
 

TrollfaceDeux

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i got two women hitting on me. it would've been three but she moved on cuz she got a black cock. they are all like 30 years old though or have a kid. it sucks....