Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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LulzSect

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Relax homie I was teasing you. :p I sort of miss this chick I fucked it up with a few weeks ago. I have met a few cuties since. Though annoying 20s type but dumb enough to not care I'm unemployed.
 
Oblio

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TrollfaceDeux said:
i got two women hitting on me. it would've been three but she moved on cuz she got a black cock. they are all like 30 years old though or have a kid. it sucks....
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Best thing about Single Moms is that you know they put out.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Home from date one with hot, nice, smart-funny man. We started at 4p.m. it's now 12:40 am. Date 2 is a go. Yay me.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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LulzSect said:
Aww yeah she got laid !!! U go girl
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Nope, she didn't...her choice. She had her ass grabbed and face smashed with definite "there will be more to come...no pun" goodness. Great food, beer and shots too.
If any of you are in St. Louis Mo...Stacked STL is yum fun.
 
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Adebisi

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LulzSect said:
Even being in my 30s I have yet to date a woman with kids. Maybe I've just been lucky.
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You mean you've never banged a Milf on her couch while her kids slept upstairs?

You haven't liiiived
 
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LulzSect

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Actually, I did smash a stripper once while her 1 year old asleep in the crib. Was weird.

Not really into MILFS. (yet)
 
Soygen

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My baby mama is the first chick I ever dated with a kid. I wouldn't say I was never open to it, but it was definitely a turn off. I met her at a bbq at the beach and just really liked her and was willing to give it a shot. Her son was 3 at the time and I didn't even meet him until we had been dating around 4 months. Almost 5 years later, they live with me(though her son is with her ex-husband around half the time), she's pregnant and I love them both. Her son being a great kid probably helped. If he was older and a dickhead, I might have bailed.
 
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Was in Palm Springs with a bunch of guys. We worked over in 29 Palms so it was the closest place with a nightlife.

One guy hooked up with some single mom in her 30's. We go to pick him up from it and she comes out in a robe and gives us some snacks.

He said that she told him her kids were getting up for school soon.

She sounded great to me.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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a_skeleton_03 said:
Was in Palm Springs with a bunch of guys. We worked over in 29 Palms so it was the closest place with a nightlife.

One guy hooked up with some single mom in her 30's. We go to pick him up from it and she comes out in a robe and gives us some snacks.

He said that she told him her kids were getting up for school soon.

She sounded great to me.
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What kind of snacks?
 
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Soygen

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a_skeleton_03 said:
Was in Palm Springs with a bunch of guys. We worked over in 29 Palms so it was the closest place with a nightlife.

One guy hooked up with some single mom in her 30's. We go to pick him up from it and she comes out in a robe and gives us some snacks.

He said that she told him her kids were getting up for school soon.

She sounded great to me.
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Ravven?
 
Noodleface

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Mrs. Gravy said:
Nope, she didn't...her choice. She had her ass grabbed and face smashed with definite "there will be more to come...no pun" goodness. Great food, beer and shots too.
If any of you are in St. Louis Mo...Stacked STL is yum fun.
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What does face smashed mean? Did he fuck your face?
 
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