Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Nester

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Soygen said:
I know this is the marriage thread, but y'all are my homies so I'm posting it here. My daughter was born Wednesday morning. It was pretty awesome. We're about to released from the hospital. Shit just got real!
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Grats dude, Marking calendar for 18 years from last Wednesday. ;)
 
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moonarchia

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In the spring of 2035 an acolyte of Brianna Wu known only as "Soy" went on a shooting spree at the local interwebs. He was arrested and charged with millions of counts of pixelcide.
 
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Adebisi

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Noodleface said:
Yeah it's dumb. Essentially they put me on a list (after taking the safety course) for me to even just drop off my application. They call from 8-5 randomly any point in the month and if you don't answer they fill your spot. I've called back 30s later multiple times and my slot is filled.
Essentially I'm never getting a license. There's no way.
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It's easier to get a gun permit in Canada
 
Mrs. Gravy

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My sincere congratulations to you, dear Soygen, and to your beloved. One child born to carry on - to carry on! :emoji_heartpulse:
 
iannis

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A daughter?

You seem cool to me. I dunno why god hates you. Sometimes he can just be a bitch like that.

Regardless. Do right by her. Raise her up to be a man hater. An aamina slaying pureblood bitch.
 
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moonarchia

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To be fair, a stiff wind would slay Aamina. That guy was the worst. The absolute worst. His fiction made me gag.
 
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Wheeelp just caught my now married ex girlfriend talking to my cat through my window just now.


I looked out the window when I heard someone talking to firiona and she peeled out driving her husband's car.

My cat has more stalkers than me ={
 
ZyyzYzzy

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a_skeleton_02 said:
Wheeelp just caught my now married ex girlfriend talking to my cat through my window just now.


I looked out the window when I heard someone talking to firiona and she peeled out driving her husband's car.

My cat has more stalkers than me ={
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Panface has more credibility than you at this point American Inventor
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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a_skeleton_02 said:
No personal attacks in the grown up forum please.

Why don't you take a break from following me around on the forums and play fetch with your halfbreed mutant daughter.
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What kind of sad, ballless (given your voice, you lacking testicles is a 99.9% probability) American Inventor feels the need to make posts about fictitious women?
 
Big Phoenix

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This isnt how you make trolling great again.

You cant just drop this on us a_skeleton_02. You need to feed us. Start off with something like an unexpected cat toy was delivered.
 
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lurkingdirk

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a_skeleton_02 said:
Wheeelp just caught my now married ex girlfriend talking to my cat through my window just now.


I looked out the window when I heard someone talking to firiona and she peeled out driving her husband's car.

My cat has more stalkers than me ={
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No you didn't.

No, your cat doesn't.

Stupid post is stupid.
 
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a_skeleton_02

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Big Phoenix said:
This isnt how you make trolling great again.

You cant just drop this on us a_skeleton_02. You need to feed us. Start off with something like an unexpected cat toy was delivered.
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I wish I was making it up.

I mean this isn't something entirely new. Last year when we were talking she said she did drive bys but this was the first time I actually caught her.

The cat is "her" cat as we adopted it when we lived together. I know she stalks me on social media so she probably saw the GoFundMe post.

I told my best friend who used to be friends with her husband and I know it will make it way to her husband soon and I'll get a bullshit text in the middle of the night in the next week.

Least I can call her a creep.
 
Dioblaire

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a_skeleton_02 said:
Wheeelp just caught my now married ex girlfriend talking to my cat through my window just now.


I looked out the window when I heard someone talking to firiona and she peeled out driving her husband's car.

My cat has more stalkers than me ={
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