Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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a_skeleton_02

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Kinda mad.

I have a pinkish/purple hair dye stain on my sheets from a sleepover the other day. Apparently she didn't dry her hair color or whatever and when I texted her about it her response was "Get fucking wrecked =p"

Wakandan, I bought these sheets on amazon they are high thread count.
 
Hoss

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Is that her way of breaking up or is that what passes for baby talk twixt the two of you? Doesn't quite have the punch of shitting on someone's new sheets.
 
Tarrant

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a_skeleton_02 said:
Kinda mad.

I have a pinkish/purple hair dye stain on my sheets from a sleepover the other day. Apparently she didn't dry her hair color or whatever and when I texted her about it her response was "Get fucking wrecked =p"

Dindu, I bought these sheets on amazon they are high thread count.
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HER? Did you just assume her gender?
 
iannis

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I counted mines once. I got bored at about fifty and jerked off instead.

I assume the sheet people are of the highest integrity and do not lie to me. I like my 2400 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets.
 
Mrs. Gravy

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iannis said:
I counted mines once. I got bored at about fifty and jerked off instead.

I assume the sheet people are of the highest integrity and do not lie to me. I like my 2400 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets.
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If Amazon lied to me I don't give a fuck. My 'who knows if it is true' high count sheets are soft as puppy belly and feel incredible when I am freshly bathed and shaved so it's soft on soft.
Yeah, so gonna go shower now.

In other news; I have a huge crush...on a firearm. I shot a pistol for the first time ever yesterday and I like it a lot, a whole lot... like I put it up there with the 2 lb rib eye from Doe's Eat Place, Neil Peart, my red stilettos, my sheets (see above), really good coffee, any wine anywhere, naked fire dancing and a solid orgasm. I REALLY had fun shooting that beautiful piece of steel.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Miguex

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Mrs. Gravy said:
If Amazon lied to me I don't give a fuck. My 'who knows if it is true' high count sheets are soft as puppy belly and feel incredible when I am freshly bathed and shaved so it's soft on soft.
Yeah, so gonna go shower now.

In other news; I have a huge crush...on a firearm. I shot a pistol for the first time ever yesterday and I like it a lot, a whole lot... like I put it up there with the 2 lb rib eye from Doe's Eat Place, Neil Peart, my red stilettos, my sheets (see above), really good coffee, any wine anywhere, naked fire dancing and a solid orgasm. I REALLY had fun shooting that beautiful piece of steel.
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you had me at Neil Peart, but did a great job of building from there. Incidentally, I also shot a handgun for first time a couple months ago and had the same feelings. Still researching which will be my first firearm in the house.
 
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Big_w_powah

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iannis said:
Hey man all you need is a 22. It's plenty enough to kill.
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A single .22 may be sufficient to handle all practical purposes for most people, which is home defense and "fuck that fucking bird". This, however, does not mean it is all you should buy. Guns are fucking cool.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Mrs. Gravy said:
If Amazon lied to me I don't give a fuck. My 'who knows if it is true' high count sheets are soft as puppy belly and feel incredible when I am freshly bathed and shaved so it's soft on soft.
Yeah, so gonna go shower now.

In other news; I have a huge crush...on a firearm. I shot a pistol for the first time ever yesterday and I like it a lot, a whole lot... like I put it up there with the 2 lb rib eye from Doe's Eat Place, Neil Peart, my red stilettos, my sheets (see above), really good coffee, any wine anywhere, naked fire dancing and a solid orgasm. I REALLY had fun shooting that beautiful piece of steel.
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She has the gun fever
 
Noodleface

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I had gun fever for awhile but apparently MA has strict gun laws and are dictated by each town. My town makes it retarded to get one
 
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