Noodleface
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Zaara brought this on herself when she posted a pic of an ice cream place 1 minute from my house. Now I wear trench coats and led Zeppelin shirts
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Noodleface
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Noodleface
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Zaara
I'm With HER ♀
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TrollfaceDeux
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Grumpus
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I had the most erotic experience the other day with my wife. Not sure if i'm alone on this new fetish.
So i'm having a Epson salt bath because my hips have been killing me. Had X-ray's, MRI all that shit. This is serious hip pain, no fucking around. Haven't had sex in a week because I cant thrust my dick without being in excruciating pain.
Wife comes in the bathroom. I jokingly tell her to wash me because I am a decrepit old man. She washes my back with a wash cloth because shes dope and game. Instant massive throbbing erection. I tell her to wash my hair, she starts washing my hair. Grabs my dick. I'm ready to have a fucking seizure.
Unfortunately she had to leave because our son woke up.
Hottest thing ever. Would let her wash me again.
So i'm having a Epson salt bath because my hips have been killing me. Had X-ray's, MRI all that shit. This is serious hip pain, no fucking around. Haven't had sex in a week because I cant thrust my dick without being in excruciating pain.
Wife comes in the bathroom. I jokingly tell her to wash me because I am a decrepit old man. She washes my back with a wash cloth because shes dope and game. Instant massive throbbing erection. I tell her to wash my hair, she starts washing my hair. Grabs my dick. I'm ready to have a fucking seizure.
Unfortunately she had to leave because our son woke up.
Hottest thing ever. Would let her wash me again.
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Mrs. Gravy
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It would have been the 27th Wedding Anniversary for me and G today. I have not made it out of my chemise yet and it has been a gorgeous day. it is now motherfucking 5 p.m. I am all sorts of fucked up.
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TrollfaceDeux
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Srathor
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Mrs. Gravy
Quite Saucy
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Oh you dear boy, grief is a weird and complicated thing and so am I. I do appreciate your concern.
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Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Noodleface
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I already asked them to thread ban him but they don't want to so fuck it
Drinking one for my boy G tonight
Drinking one for my boy G tonight
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Cad
scientia potentia est
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