Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Asshat Foler

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Dated a girl once who had a Bernese mountain dog. When I first met her she said he wasn’t aggressive but he would have “moments”. Ends up the dog had bitten her mom and her vet… We’d take the dog out and it would lunge at people walking by barking like crazy. It would scare them to death. It would also jump up on furniture and people… I confronted her about all this and she thought the dog wasn’t aggressive and its other behavior was cute… “it’s adorable he jumps up on the couch because he thinks he’s a tiny dog”…..

She’d pay trainers to validate her that her dog just has “moments” and isn’t aggressive. She’d never train the dog. She was completely taken aback when she first came over to my house with the dog and I didn’t want it jumping all over my furniture.

She would also let the dog lick her face, mouth etc. Fucking disgusting.

Dogs can tell you a lot about their owner. In her case she was lazy and delusional. Her dog reflected that. She knew it was aggressive but would take it around her friends kids and not tell parents it had bitten. I’d bring up “you’re gonna get sued big time” but why would she care? She didn’t have significant net worth…

Final nail in the coffin was when she let it off a leash and the thing went after my rooster. I just barely pulled it off my rooster before it almost killed it. She didn’t even bother running after the dog as to chased the rooster. Then when I was upset about it and brought up my concerns with her dog she brought up her concerns that “if we’re together I’m afraid you won’t have a relationship with my dog”…… What the fuck? She also tried to gaslight me that I wasn’t a dog person… I grew up with dogs and love them.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up into beastiality with that dog as she approaches her mid 30s and remains single. Who the fuck lets a dog lick their face/lips?

Long story short. There’s shitty dogs and shitty owners out there. This was a case of both. A dog can tell you A LOT about their owner..
 

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Dogs can tell you a lot about their owner.
Foler's dog

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Cat people are weirdos and their homes smell like shit
Both dog and cat houses smell funny to people without pets. And I guess you get used to the fur everywhere because every single dog and cat house if I sit on their couch I leave with pet hair on me.
 
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There's a substantial overlap in the Venn diagram of dog owners and insecure pricks. Particularly the large, assault weapon type breeds. Add a blacked out, lifted truck and sunglasses at night you basically have the archetypical "please think I'm a badass" bro. Never see cat owners calling people gay for not owning a cat.

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