Khane
Got something right about marriage
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It was in a cool facility that had lots of places to sit and hang out.

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It was in a cool facility that had lots of places to sit and hang out.
Great. Now I'm gonna' disappoint my fiance and our wedding guests?!If you're wedding doesn't have open bar it's automatically a disappointment. Shit even open beer and wine is a letdown.
Yeah, you can get married that way as often as you like.Just go do your city hall thing and fuck them, unless they ask to see your marriage license and paperwork and such none of them will ever know anyway. It's really not their business.
Open bars are stupid for the couple. Why the fuck would I pay for people to drink.
We paid for a specialty drink for every person and that was it. My cousins wedding was open bar and it was like $2000/hr
Just get like 20 bottles of Jack, 20 bottles of Titos, bunch of 24 packs of cokes and tonics, and say, open bar we got vodka tonics and we got jack and coke, want something else? fuck off
Then put your shittiest brother in law or cousin on bar duty and make him pour for everyone.
Bang
Get legally married, don't tell them. Then do one for them. It happens so often that we have an English word for it. Elope. It applies to this situation as well!
Why'd you guys invite 200 extra people you don't know?
Well buffet style food is cheaper than individual plates, so there is that silver lining
We did buffet because even though we spent a lot we are not that high class.
One of our hors'dveorohsoures was buffalo tendies