Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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I typically don't brag about this stuff but shits been good lately and last night was crazy. I'm playing wow (lol) and she says 'who are you playing with?' so I say no one, and she says maybe I should play with her as she's shutting my laptop lid. Schwing schwing schwing.
Now typically we just get naked and fuck. Sometimes she wears lingerie, but rarely.
She was outfitted in lingerie, g string, and new fuck me heels (she doesn't wear heels). Even crazier is our kitchen door has a giant glass panel that neighbors can see in, it faces the back of my neighbors house, and has a clear shot into their yard. She told me to bend her over the table and fuck her in front of the door. She said with the lights off no one would see, and generally since I don't care if people see I just did it.
She said she's been massively horny for weeks now and I don't understand where it came from but I'm not complaining.
Now typically we just get naked and fuck. Sometimes she wears lingerie, but rarely.
She was outfitted in lingerie, g string, and new fuck me heels (she doesn't wear heels). Even crazier is our kitchen door has a giant glass panel that neighbors can see in, it faces the back of my neighbors house, and has a clear shot into their yard. She told me to bend her over the table and fuck her in front of the door. She said with the lights off no one would see, and generally since I don't care if people see I just did it.
She said she's been massively horny for weeks now and I don't understand where it came from but I'm not complaining.
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Noodleface
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A ‘Sugar Date’ Gone Sour
I feel like I might have missed out on some things getting married in this "tinder/sugarbaby" age.
I feel like I might have missed out on some things getting married in this "tinder/sugarbaby" age.
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Soygen
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I laughed at: "Her degree in art history and fine arts from Eastern Connecticut State University wasn’t helping her land any job worth sticking around for."
You don't say...
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Dude, I have an undergraduate with majors in music and history, and minors in English and philosophy. A masters in systematic musicology, a Ph.D. in musicology, and a D.M.A. in conducting. I've never been short on work.
It isn't your degrees that are holding you back. It's your shitty attitude.
sigh. nevermind. end of rant.
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Alex
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Not sure where else to put this article, but I found it both interesting and somewhat of a confirmation of what I always thought.
The Age That Women Have Babies: How a Gap Divides America
Signs of further economic disparity as we move forward. Call me city-dwelling blowhard, but I can't have much pity on poor people that have kids when they can't handle them. My sister is one of those. She's almost 38 years old and lives at home with my mom with her two kids. One is 17 now and she's still kind of a mess. And he's probably going to be a deadbeat loser too.
The Age That Women Have Babies: How a Gap Divides America
Signs of further economic disparity as we move forward. Call me city-dwelling blowhard, but I can't have much pity on poor people that have kids when they can't handle them. My sister is one of those. She's almost 38 years old and lives at home with my mom with her two kids. One is 17 now and she's still kind of a mess. And he's probably going to be a deadbeat loser too.
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Looks like the younger females having kids are in the religious nutso areas. Not surprising. Kids gonna fuck. And not use protection because Jesus.
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Noodleface
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We didn't have our first until my wife was 32, so it all matches up here.
I don't have pity on people who are baby factories either, but i do feel for the kids
Soygen
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I'm going to guess that someone with that extensive of an education in that field is probably at a premium and thus "never been short on work". I'm also going to guess that this hooker in the story did not have even a masters degree.
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Soygen
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I'm going to assume that's a recent pic and she is no longer 24. That's a very high mileage 24.
moonarchia
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pharmakos
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Here in rural Michigan (the Thumb), women have kids ridiculously young. Often without even a full time job. My parents had me when they were 33, and growing up all my classmates commented on how old my folks were, to some embarrassment on my part. I didn't realize til I was older that they were a couple of the very few people around that actually did it intelligently.
Looking at the article, my region is divided between third pinkest and second pinkest on that map. No wonder everyone here is poor as shit...
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