Another story. This happened either March of 2016 or March of 2017, I don't remember which. This is more of a cautionary tale.
I matched with this MILF on Tinder who was 48 and and a health fanatic with a cute body and nice skin. She lived in San Bruno, I lived in Oakland at the time.
We match one evening at like 5 pm. We chat briefly. I ask if she wants to go out sometime, she replies back let's go out tonight. It was a Friday or a Saturday, I was tired, and I had tentative plans to meet up with a friend. So I suggest we go out another night. She responds back "Let's go out tonight or never at all."
So in my mind I'm like "alright, fine, she's eager, let's go with it." San Bruno is like 35-40 minutes away from Oakland depending on traffic. She was cute, I figured if she was this willing to meet up, she probably wants to fuck. On top of that, she asked me to meet her at her HOUSE first, which is almost always a sign, when a woman hasn't even met you yet, she's probably looking to get laid.
I drive to her house in San Bruno around 7. I text her I'm almost there and she's outside with this annoying yapper dog she has walking it.
Chat briefly, we go in her house, she feeds her dog, and we take Uber to a restaurant in Pacifica. Eat and drink there, then she asks me if I want to go bowling, so we go. We drink more there. Go back to her house, both of us are pretty buzzed, a little too much. Neither of us felt so great. We laid on the couch and watched tv. I still wanted to fuck her but I wasn't that worried about it, I more just wanted to sleep. We both go to bed.
Wake up the next morning with a mild hangover around 8 am. She said she's going for a hike with her dog and tells me to sleep in. I end up waking up around 11 AM, and she tells me she wants to get a shower and asks me if I want to help her. So I do, we both go in this big walk in shower stall she has, then we go back to her bed and have sex.
The rest of the day we ended up getting pho later and watched a movie. She says "I have an idea, let's go camping next weekend!
Begin cautionary tale here.
I say okay. We plan to go to camping for two nights in Mendocino. Next weekend comes, we go to the grocery store together, I bring my camping gear, she brings hers, and her annoying fucking dog. We load up in her SUV for the 3-4 hour trip up to Mendocino.
*Don't fucking travel with people you don't know.*
This woman and her dog could NOT have been more obnoxious. I'm the type of person where, usually, everyone around me says "Thank god you were on that trip with us all, you were the only one who wasn't arguing or getting all bent out of shape." I'm very patient and I don't get provoked easily.
From the minute we got there, I start putting my tent up, and she was like...nitpicking me for not putting the stakes in right or something. Then it was something else. Then it was something else. I didn't say anything about it and just let it be the first night and day. To further set the tone, it was fucking cold outside, and raining on and off. There was no sex to be had, because there's no way either of us were going to take our clothes off in that shit, even in the tent, not even a little.
I learned she fawned over her dog at all times, which was awful. Like constantly talking to it, etc.
Second day / night rolls around. Woman keeps making all these weird comments combined with the dog, the cold, everything else.
Mind you we're 3-4 hours away from home. 10 PM second night rolls around. She said like one more thing on top of everything else and I finally snapped and asked why she's been so angry and nitpicky the entire trip while I've been nothing but patient. We end up packing the tent up around 11 PM, in light rain, in 35-40 degree weather, and drive back to her place in San Bruno. Got there at like 2-3 AM, I was tired as fuck, and then made the trip back to Oakland and got there at like 5 AM.
Man I'm dumb sometimes.
