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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Leadsalad
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Frenzied Wombat
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This forum needs more stories like this.
All I can say is that she would have to be smoking for me to screw her on her period, let alone driving somewhere for the opportunity to do so. I ate a chick out once on her period, but the bitch never told me, claimed it "just started", and I didn't notice because the lights were out. All I kept thinking is how wrong it was for such a hot chick to have such a fish-stank poon. When I was done and went to go to the bathroom to take a leak, I experienced a double take and moment of terror when I saw my face covered in blood until I realized what happened. Bitch wasn't even apologetic and I had to strip my own blood soaked sheets.
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That definitely one-ups anything I’ve done with periods.
I will say I met up with a girl once who blew me and said she was on her period. I wanted to see her ass anyway so I pulled her pants down and the smell was horrifying.
Usually periods in my experience don’t typically make the smell any worse, but hoo boy, that was bad.
Frenzied Wombat
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Trust me, all period pussies stink. You've literally got dying ovum chunks in there.
Also can't say I've ever had a chick ask for a dick pic, does that actually really happen with any frequency?
Springbok
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It's a balance, and it's about finding the right "one" - which of course is code for finding the right "one" for you. I have friends who married "up", friends who "settled" etc but the only ones I know happily married (or as happily married as my wife and I) are the ones who were comfortable with themselves (and their needs/wants) and relatively happy before the marriage. Before even dating the girl. I met my wife abroad (she's from South Africa), and I'd known for years that I wanted somebody with more traditional values, work ethic, etc (basically, 1950's America - the shit that everybody reeeeee's against today) because it was the only way a marriage would work for me and my personality. Professionally and socially, I'm fairly dominant aggressive so marriage to somebody like that would be like putting two bulls together in a china shop. I've dated girls like that, and it just doesn't work. Thankfully, I met my wife and knew pretty quickly it could be a great match. She's beautiful, cooks everyday, cleans, raises our kid and still works part-time doing administration for a local university and never complains, never gives me shit for playing video games, and understands my sacrifice every morning is equal to hers (it's not... not even close but I'll allow her to continue thinking that). Plus, she's very pretty and works to maintain her looks - I find her more beautiful now as a mother than I did before the kiddo. Is everything perfect? No, and there are times when I'm half tempted to burn it all down for a tinder random - but ultimately I understand the pointlessness of that pursuit - another reason I believe it's critical to "sow your wild oats" while you can, have a ton of meaningless sex while you can, etc because later, when marriage becomes hard you have a comparison.
Marriage is for me about friendship and companionship as much as anything. Adding a child has only enhanced my love for my wife - I could never do what she does. The selflessness of it all, and the love and bond between her and our mini-Springbok is so unbelievable, so primal that it makes me love her more just having witnessed it. If you find the right gal (for you, everybody is different), I've found marriage to be the most compelling and reaffirming decision I've ever made (and I never really wanted to get married or have kids... I liked $$ & random poon too much and waited until my 30's for marriage/mid 30's for the kiddo).
I can promise you this though - the right girl for me would have been impossible to find on fucking bumble/tinder or whatever, but everybody is different I guess.
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Absolutely. A lot of the “sure thing” matches on Tinder have asked for dick pics without me offering, which I never do.
I’d say it only happens with the ones who start sexting with you within hours of matching.
Then there are the girls who want to hook up but want to go to dinner at least first or have drinks and they’re less likely to ask.
Big_w_powah
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I married up. My wife is much hotter than I could get elsewhere.
Thats why I put a ring on it folks. To secure better looking pussy than I could otherwise score as a fatass.
Thats why I put a ring on it folks. To secure better looking pussy than I could otherwise score as a fatass.
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Frenzied Wombat
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Interesting. I have honestly never been asked and wouldn't send one even if I was. Perhaps it's because I never get explicit and talk sex through chat. It's always cordial with some low level flirting which then segues into "hey, want to come over for a bottle of wine and some Netflix?".
Lanx
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i bet you carry around a get out of jail free card
"BITCH, YOU ALIVE CUZ OF MY AMERICAN ASS"
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Noodleface
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I asked her and she said no. She legitimately says it's super intense and dher body can't handle it. I am guessing she's resisting without realizing
Aldarion
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How about "do you want your genetic lineage to go extinct forever, or get married with all its pros and cons?"
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Noodleface
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Whether he's right or wrong, its important to remember frenzied wombat fucked a porn star
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Koushirou
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A little TMI, but I've been known to squirt and personally I hate it. I have a huge aversion to getting shit messy so if I feel it coming along, I tend to tense up and just shut it off and from there shit can get super uncomfortable. Sometimes it's also just tensing up from trying to be quiet, since I'm super self-concious and I don't really want our neighbors hearing me screaming or what not. For all I know, I might be missing out on a better time because of it. Over-stimulation is definitely a thing as well, and I know sometimes after having one orgasm, having more stimulus feels absolutely nutty and not pleasant at all, to the point I want to punch and kick my fiance off of me (I try not to, of course). Other times, though, my shit just doesn't work. There's times when I can take a magic wand to myself until my arms go numb, and nothing. Cooters are fuckin' weird, and sometimes it's hard for us to even know what's up with them.
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Big_w_powah
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I went through a period of time when my wife had a lot of trouble getting off.
I found a hour long massage not touching anything specifically sexual, just getting close to those zones, then taking it REAL slow helped with that.
Have you tried this method, Noodle?
I found a hour long massage not touching anything specifically sexual, just getting close to those zones, then taking it REAL slow helped with that.
Have you tried this method, Noodle?
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Lendarios
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The satisfaction you get from being a parent is one of the greatest things about being married. The main reason to get married is for sex, love, family, in that order.
I don't know about you frenzied, but I wanted to be a father since my late 20s. Other guys that I spoken too, they also at some point in time, they experience the need/want to have a kid. It may not be as strong as a female biological reproductive drive, but males do have it too.
I had an hour conversation yesterday with my father about forging steel, my new hobby to watch, and he is a mechanical engineer, so he is very well versed in all the steel tempering processes and the why is one steel harder than others, etc. So at 66 yo, he was explaining metallurgy to his son. I want to be that. I want to be able to teach my son/daughter something I'm passionate about, and marriage and settling down is the safest way of achieving this. Plus the sex and the food and putting up with horrible amount of bullshit, and being a total asshole to her at times. It is all part of the thing.
Also when was the last time you had natural sex? Just penis in vagina, no condom.
I don't know about you frenzied, but I wanted to be a father since my late 20s. Other guys that I spoken too, they also at some point in time, they experience the need/want to have a kid. It may not be as strong as a female biological reproductive drive, but males do have it too.
I had an hour conversation yesterday with my father about forging steel, my new hobby to watch, and he is a mechanical engineer, so he is very well versed in all the steel tempering processes and the why is one steel harder than others, etc. So at 66 yo, he was explaining metallurgy to his son. I want to be that. I want to be able to teach my son/daughter something I'm passionate about, and marriage and settling down is the safest way of achieving this. Plus the sex and the food and putting up with horrible amount of bullshit, and being a total asshole to her at times. It is all part of the thing.
Also when was the last time you had natural sex? Just penis in vagina, no condom.
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