Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Onoes_sl said:

Yeah, I woke up this morning to 8 more emails, a couple of them are probably 4-5 pages long if I was to print them. It's clear she's super sad/upset by the contents, but she's going to have to deal with it. I don't know what I can do, short of rushing over to her house and holding her and telling her everything is ok and it was all a big misunderstanding or something (what she apparently wants to happen by the last emails), which is not going to happen.

And yeah, I'm being honest and forthright here, but I've never talked badly about past relationships before, so no worries there. If someone were to ask me what happened, I would say "Ohh she's a sweetheart, a really good person, but we were just really different, so it didn't work out.", I'm not a dick

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There's not really anything you can do. As you have correctly concluded there is no way that you can make this better. This isn't about you.

Unfortunately this is about her. These are really, really deep insecurities coming out. There was a way she could have done this and you could have helped her. But it's not in fucking email. And that's a one way door.

You ain't fucking shit compared to what she's having to deal with... and is going to shout into silence on the tip of another penis.

If you ever wanted to have a daughter-with-benefits, I guess know what that looks like now. This is one of the things dudes mean (and they mean more than one thing) when they say "daddy issues". In fact I'd be a bro and if anyone does ever ask you about her its, "She very sweet. Some daddy issues... but she's very sweet." You can at least tell a brutha there's a sniper on the roof. Some dudes actually go for that.

You can wean a person off of this sort of addiction but it takes a lot of patience. A real commitment. That's what you call a bad marriage. And honestly if all she does for you is get you off...

eh. The world ain't fair. Who the fuck ever said that it was.

lindz_sl said:

Now find a less crazy one and give us more stories.

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WTF do you know?

Don't listen to her Onoes, find an even CRAZIER chick.

Gavinrad_sl said:

WTF do you know?

Don't listen to her Onoes, find an even CRAZIER chick.

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I'm not sure you could without involving crystal meth. This is pushing right at the bubble of crazy. She managed to hold it together for a month. Get too much crazier and it starts to become "criminal" or "certifiable" or "chops your dick off while you're asleep and throws it in the ditch".

Let me just preface this by saying that A.) At no point did I tell her I wanted to fuck her friend Sarah, or fuck a girl from Chipotle. She asked me if I was attracted to her, and I said sure, but only in the same way I'm attracted to anyone who looks good, and that she can't see every cute girl as a threat, for example, the girl working at Chipotle was cute, but I didn't flirt with her or try to fuck her. That conversation was a big part of everything she writes, so it's important you know the context. Also, she frequently makes mention of me breaking up with her. Again, she screamed at me on the phone I didn't need to deal with her anymore, and hung up on me. I thought that meant I had been dumped. Apparently, she felt that was just a fight and I'm the one who ended the relationship after that. /shrug. I'll field any questions after the fact!

And so, without further adieu-

THE BALLOT OF ONOES
~105 pounds of crazy~

I feel the need to defend myself on two points here too by the way.

A.) My kid issue. He's 3 1/2 and normally when he gets upset he will just say something like "You're mean and not my best friend anymore!" and I tell him to go to his bed for time out for 5 minutes, and he does, and then he apologizes and is fine. This time, when he went to his room he trashed it. When he called me because he wanted to apologize, and I saw the mess, I told him he was not leaving his room until he picked it up. So he screamed and cried. For like 3 hours. It was super fucking frustrating, but as a parent, if you cave, they know you will cave, and then you never get to win again. So, because I'm a good fucking dad I just dealt with it. The spanking comment was due to the fact we had a conversation about it once, and I said I try not to spank them unless it's something super bad and severe. I've done it a few times to each, but really don't like to.

B.) I've mentioned before that I'm really clean, and this makes it look like I'm not. I know no one cares, but I'm still self conscious about appearing to be a slob or something. I spend all last weekend Painting the entire house, and putting new baseboards in all the rooms I recently had tiled. In addition, I put net covers on all the outlets, and am changing all the light switches out from the pointy regular ones, to nicer switches. So, all week I've been cleaning or doing projects. So my dishes were all of 20 minutes worth, and the laundry was me going through all my clothes, the kids clothes, and rags, towels and blankets, and trying to cut down get rid of excess. I have probably 35 sweaters, and I live in the fucking Desert, for example. The last few weeks of housework and home improvement stuff has done 2 things, made my house look WAY nicer, and sucked up almost all of my free time, every day. As a lazy person, this has been exhausting for me. I'm happy with the results, but yeah.

Now back to your regularly scheduled drama!

Chicken grease.

Shit just got real.

Not only are you responding to this crazy, you're actually trying to explain yourself? Dude, quit talking to her. At all, period.

She's probably a good cook:

tldr

You weren't exaggerating when you said page long emails though.

Holy fucking shit I would have broken up with that crazy bitch just because of how many times she starts sentences with 'like'. If she actually speaks like that I'm amazed you didn't knock her the fuck out on day two.

Yeah, like I said, no more responding from me. The weird thing is that she doesn't talk like this at all in person. She's pretty well spoken, and other than occasionally throwing in something about "Well, he's a Libra, and they are very drawn to that..." or something, sounded intelligent. I'm well aware her texts/emails look like they were written by a 10 year old however.



And yeah, fun times.

According to that chart, I hit the fuckin' jackpot. And my buddies tell me as much. They jelly.

Onoes you explaining yourself here is a good example of your major problem. You think all opinions are worth considering. You try to defend yourself against someone you do not need to defend yourself against. No one here ever even hinted that it was your fault.

You may say "I don't think that. I know I'm in the right," but a large part of you doubts that and needs others to understand you. I recognize it because I do a similar thing. The need to explain yourself is the same reason you can't just ignore this chick. You're treating her accusations as legitimate things to respond to. It's like Obama responding to Trump's request for a birth certificate. If you respond, you've already lost

Eomer_sl said:

You're taking my dream away from me, asshole.



Back in the day, a few buds were at a friend's house drinking. Then someone busted out mushrooms, so most guys were on mushrooms, except for one really, really drunk dude who had just broken up with his girlfriend. About 2-3 hours in to the mushroom trip, it suddenly dawned on us that we had been listening to My Own Prison by Creed on constant repeat for probably nearly the entire time.

What a fag.

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Last time i did shrooms, over a decade ago, my buddie had just broken up with his GF, we spent the whole night, High as balls trying to keep him from calling her high. We failed.

Letting/watching friends do retarded shit while high was one of the best parts of getting high!