Frenzied Wombat
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This is a category 5 nutjob. At this point I'd be worried that she'll have some sort of breakdown after she realizes you aren't coming back and concoct some sort of rape story/allegation.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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chaos
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A. post the emails bro, do it and B. I hope you aren't responding to them. A Cat 5 Nutjob is going to be encouraged by anything you say. It is like an animal or small child, even negative attention is still attention. It starts with "i love you I need you" and ends with rabbits boiling in pots and your family held hostage by a knife wielding psycho.
Eomer
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You're taking my dream away from me, asshole.
Back in the day, a few buds were at a friend's house drinking. Then someone busted out mushrooms, so most guys were on mushrooms, except for one really, really drunk dude who had just broken up with his girlfriend. About 2-3 hours in to the mushroom trip, it suddenly dawned on us that we had been listening to My Own Prison by Creed on constant repeat for probably nearly the entire time.
What a fag.
Noodleface
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I once got extremely drunk and couldn't function and I had some Better Than Ezra song on repeat for 6 hours. To this day I can't hear it without wanting to kill myself.
Creed though.. yikes.
Onoes
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Do you seriously want me to post them all? I can, but it will take a fucking hour to read, its all insane babbling.
And B.) Well, I am Onoes, so of course I responded. I sent a "I'm glad we can end this on a positive note, thanks for the apology" email last night (of course it was much longer because I 'm me, but that was the tldr message), which prompted the emails all night of her asking WHY? WHY WHY WHY? Why did we end?! Kind of thing. I responded again today to explain why, again, the whole thing is full of compliments and flattery, trying to just fucking get through it without causing an explosion. She just sent 3 or 4 more emails, talking about how much she loves me, and what a fucking asshole bastard I am. It's like she's writing in a way that implies she is being nice, while saying fucked up made up shit the whole time.
So, at this point, I'm done responding even. There's no way I'm making this easier or better, she's fucking insane and will have to work through it herself. God. Damn.
DickTrickle
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Someone who says a bunch of terrible insulting things is not "really sweet."
Still, post some of the emails, at least. The best of the worst.
Still, post some of the emails, at least. The best of the worst.
lindz
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This.
Good for you. She will not stop if you give her any hope, even if that hope is "STOP FUCKING EMAILING ME." Somewhere in her deluded head she'll take that as a "he responded, he must still care!"
Glad you had some good times though. Now find a less crazy one and give us more stories.
I had a seven day insane party binge in a Laos where we'd party all day, sleep then party again at night. 7 days straight. Around day 4 I just went too far, got beyond blackout drunk, and woke up at midnight on some steps in the middle of a bar with normal things going on around me and "Somebody I used to know" playing. It was burned in my memory forever as I felt like I died and began an alternate life somehow, like in another universe. Now anytime I hear that song I'm taken back to those hazy 3 minutes when I had just woken and felt this weird combination of shame, guilt, dread, and this weird existential joy.
Then I banged a tranny
Then I banged a tranny
Noodleface
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Yeah man don't respond. Every time you respond she's probably thinking "so you're saying there's a chance.."