Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Namon

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ver_21 said:
I had a conversation with an old high school friend about this. If it weren't for the allure of Hacking/Phreaking/Anarchy/Warez/Viruses/Crackz, neither of us (or a lot of other people) would have become even half as interested in computers and tech skills as we are today. He said he has a hard time showing his sons that pirating is as much about the process and capability as anything else. It's like being Spiderman, with great power comes great responsibility.



Do you think some guidance is needed for Pornhub? What I mean is, in 2 minutes of browsing pornhub, you can come across a lot of stuff that starts to stray from simple sexual porn--like all the faux-incest 'step" porn or the slut shaming/abuse porn. I'm wondering how that registers with kids.
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That is a good question and I don't have an answer to it. But that's what I mean about the candid conversation. Kid's take most things at face value, and not only would they fully believe that is really a brother and sister with a monster cock banging a chick with boobs the size of water melons, while she suspends herself in the air by pushing her feet into a door frame, but that in a weird way it's accepted.
 
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Namon said:
That is a good question and I don't have an answer to it. But that's what I mean about the candid conversation. Kid's take most things at face value, and not only would they fully believe that is really a brother and sister with a monster cock banging a chick with boobs the size of water melons, while she suspends herself in the air by pushing her feet into a door frame, but that in a weird way it's accepted.
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Man I remember my dad taking me for hike one day and making sure I knew birds and bees. I sort of already knew, but I appreciated his clinical/technical approach. I don't think he could have wrapped his upbringing around Pornhub and its kind.

I'm trying to picture sitting down with Pornhub open and trying to explain to my son, "Ok, let's start with the basics. For tits, search Konec. For ass, search Tavalia Griffin. Your going to come across a lot of suggested stuff that isn't simply tits and ass. See that guy Nacho Vidal, he was a total stud, but he has HIV now. Some of this stuff is not the way to treat people. Do you have any questions?"

Or for my daughter, "When you're ready, I hope you have good sex under your control. But these girls might not be great examples. Many have insecurities, drug issues, fake bodies, and they are paid to act like they enjoy things that aren't fun and might be painful. They wind up with guys who don't treat them well...don't look at Christie Mack or August Ames..." fuck trying to think of how to talk about porn with a daughter is depressing. I'll probably advise her to be a Lesbian Until Graduation.
 
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Namon

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Yeah no, I love the joke but no way in hell I'm watching porn with my kid haha. Hell I get squeemish when titties and ass come out in something like GoT with my wife. That's what I did, they were 5 or 6 when I started the conversation and yes it was very clinical in nature. And as time has progressed we have just allowed them to ask anything and we just answer it. Still waiting for the day that "Dad, will my dick become a 5 pound tube of hamburger that I can slap hoes on the face with?"
 
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fred sanford

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Isn't it a right if passage for boys to find their dads stash? Every dude I grew up with at some point found a titty mag hidden in their house. Almost makes me want to get one and hide it for my kids to find later on.

I guess the internet changed this though. I say block online porn and stash a mag. :D
 
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Khane

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I found my dad's browser history. That's the way to do it right there. Save your cache to a file somewhere on your network, encrypt it, hide the encryption key in a fake "key" rock. Give them one hint on how to get started.

If they find and unlock it they get their parental controls removed.
 
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Finding my stash will scar a kid for life.
 
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Khane

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Yeah... it's like finding their cigarettes and making them finish the whole pack. Just good parenting.
 
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fred sanford said:
Isn't it a right if passage for boys to find their dads stash? Every dude I grew up with at some point found a titty mag hidden in their house. Almost makes me want to get one and hide it for my kids to find later on.

I guess the internet changed this though. I say block online porn and stash a mag. :D
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My mom found my grandfathers Hustler stash when we was cleaning up his place after he passed. He had an active subscription till the day he died.
 
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Pussies, I stole magazines from the local store as a kid. Fresh Poon only. I was David Copperfield about that shit.

Busting balls, but yeah I was deadly serious about my porn 11-16ish. I made cash at school on the side selling my used copies, I miss being a kid sometimes.
 
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When eBay was new a dude was selling Playboy's, all the Carmen Electra issues. I asked if we could do the purchase offline. He sent them and I never paid. Then I told.him he better be careful selling porn to a minor and never heard from him again. Sorry dude
 
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Khane said:
I found my dad's browser history. That's the way to do it right there. Save your cache to a file somewhere on your network, encrypt it, hide the encryption key in a fake "key" rock. Give them one hint on how to get started.

If they find and unlock it they get their parental controls removed.
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No wonder you are messed up. No man should ever see another man's browser history, especially his fathers.
Sorry bro.....
 
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I never went hunting around in my mom and dad's bedroom for stuff like that. Never even crossed my mind, honestly. My first porno mag was the Vanessa Williams issue of Penthouse. One of the guys in the neighborhood found it in the trash. It was a secret treasure for a few weeks until one of the construction workers at that lot found us and threatened to narc us out.
 
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We had a few porno mags that we kept hidden in the box around the pool pump on this abandoned house in my neighborhood. It was like the porn stash that all the kids in the hood knew about. I definitely found my dad's stash. He had a bunch of Hustlers and some old 38mm(?) film reels with porno on them. I remember being so annoyed that I didn't know where a projector was to watch them. In 6th grade, I found some actual VHS tapes of porn in my brothers room. That was the fucking jackpot.

Kids have no clue how easy they have it these days.
 
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My dad's neighbors had a subscription to Adam & Eve so they got like 2 porno tapes per month or something like that. We had a shared driveway with like 4 people and at the end everyones mailbox was nailed to the same post. Anyway we got one of the tapes in our mailbox by accident one day (my dad used to send me and my brother to check the mail). We just saw that it was a movie and were like hey lets pop it in. I think we were like 12 and 11 and that tape opened up a whole new world. It was like 3 hours long and I think it was just like a highlight real type of thing because it had a bunch of different scenes with like Ron Jeremy and Traci Lords and other stars of that era, but I don't recall a cohesive plot.
 
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I remember in like 7th grade I had lived a life full of blurry, scrambled boobs on the cable TV that we all know about....and then of course the late night weekends of free Cinemax (best weekends ever) until while at a friends house a buddy told me about how his brothers VCR always had a porno in it and all you had to do was go in there and press play anytime you wanted.

I knew my brother had a VCR and there was no way I would be lucky enough to have that happen with me so when I got home I went into his room and noticed a tape in the VCR, pressed play and was treated to Silvia Saint riding some dude.

My world change that day.
 
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I'd be more worried about kids being infected with the SJW virus than seeing some porn.
 
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When I was about 12 a friend and I found a whole box of porno magazines someone threw into a ditch near our houses. We had a tree fort that was pretty sweet - water tight and private. Those magazines were up there for a long time. I have no recollection of what kind of mag or who was in them.
 
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