chaos
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I feel like you cant say something definitive like "nothing appealing" until you've done the old Pepsi challenge on this one. You dont have the data that you need to make the right choice.
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Leadsalad
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Take the Poopsi challenge and see if your next shit tastes as bad as it smells then?
The_Black_Log Foler
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There's a lot of shitty attitudes towards the anus up in here. Some of you need to get your shit together and pull your head out of your asses. Be a little adventurous, lick assholes and put stuff in your butt.
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Koushirou
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When my fiancé and I were first dating, he brought over his dufflebag of play toys, including a big butt plug. I had tried anal with a previous boyfriend before and it was pretty alright, so I was open to doing some more. Stuck it in and played around for 15min or so and by then it was getting kind of uncomfortable (was too big for my poor butt) so I had him take it out. Heard a big ol’ pop of suction and that plug was absolutely covered in shit. He ran off to go wash it off but I had to take over because he almost threw up in the sink. I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time. Somehow he stayed with me; a true keeper.
Think I posted this one before, but if not: was taking him in the ass on one of our dates. I was still at my shitty tiny college apartment and my shoes were just sitting next to my bed. Next morning go to put my shoes on and feel something hard in there. Apparently a little poo nugget scored a three pointer right into my shoe when he pulled out the day before. Once again it resulted in me laughing and him almost throwing up. And yet again he still stayed with me.
I don’t really do anal much with him anymore but mostly because the man’s built like a Coke can and is just too damn wide for my ass and I usually end up with a tiny tear on my butthole which probably isn’t good for me. I definitely wouldn’t mind a finger in the butt, though, but I sure as hell am not bringing my mouth anywhere near an asshole and sure as fuck don’t expect him too.
Just a couple of my anal adventures for you guys.
Think I posted this one before, but if not: was taking him in the ass on one of our dates. I was still at my shitty tiny college apartment and my shoes were just sitting next to my bed. Next morning go to put my shoes on and feel something hard in there. Apparently a little poo nugget scored a three pointer right into my shoe when he pulled out the day before. Once again it resulted in me laughing and him almost throwing up. And yet again he still stayed with me.
I don’t really do anal much with him anymore but mostly because the man’s built like a Coke can and is just too damn wide for my ass and I usually end up with a tiny tear on my butthole which probably isn’t good for me. I definitely wouldn’t mind a finger in the butt, though, but I sure as hell am not bringing my mouth anywhere near an asshole and sure as fuck don’t expect him too.
Just a couple of my anal adventures for you guys.
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I guess I'd make a decent plumber but a lousy doctor. I puke almost instantly around other people's vomit. The other end doesn't bother me in terms of smell. Downside is I got most of the diaper duty for my kids. =(
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Noodleface
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Hoss
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Don't think there's any rules on this forum against threats of real life good times.
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The_Black_Log Foler
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Yeah i can see why you don't want to eat ass. Sounds like you don't know how to keep yo ass clean. Did you ever think to douche your ass prior with the shower hose?
Also are you are girl? Tits?
Noodleface
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I'd probably laugh while simultaneously being grossed out by a stale turd in my shoen
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sleevedraw
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*raises hand*
See also why I don't work on the floor anymore. I can handle sputum, infection, even emesis. But not crap.
Noodleface
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I can block my nose from the inside somehow so I can just not smell anything if I want. I thought everyone could do it but my wife said she can't
Alex
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Noodleface
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I guess some people can't control the velum (when you make a guh or kuh sound you can feel it). I don't think it's rare but some people like my wife can't do it. I don't think it's a super power but to her it is
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Hoss
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Yeah blows my mind that some people can't do that either. It's kind of like rolling the tongue. I still think people who claim they can't roll their tongue are purposely fucking it up.
Doesn't mean I'm willing to fuck with cleaning up shit though.
Doesn't mean I'm willing to fuck with cleaning up shit though.
Kuriin
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You can handle sputum? You must not have worked with a lot of ventilated patients. Mucous plugs are THE WORST!!
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I can do a similar thing with my ears, and most people also have no idea what I'm talking about.
I can't do that with my nose, but...then I can just breathe from my mouth to not smell things....
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