Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Big Phoenix

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I'm starting to think there is a subset of women on tinder looking for pedophiles. The amount of single moms that have nothing but their child in their main picture is way too damn high to be chalked up to not knowing which picture they set as their main or not understanding how tinder works.
 

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Probably more like worthless LEOs doing bullshit entrapment "sting" operations.

See, you bait them in with the cougar and then switch it to stuff like, "you need to meet my daughter!" Dude eventually relents and meets the daughter only for it to be a sting operation and then you're a pedo for agreeing to meet the daughter because you actually wanted to meet the mom.

They stopped doing this in Tampa because of the level of bullshit it was lol.
 

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Seems pretty easy to get out of that legally though. You'd have to be saying some pretty fucked up shit about the daughter to actually be in trouble
 

TJT

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In 2013 when I moved out of Florida they caught like 15 supposed pedos with this method. The ones who had money fought it off but others got fucked. Still cost you a ton of money to defend against it because the state still charged these guys with inappropriate contact with a minor something. Despite the only person you ever contacted was actually a male police officer catfishing you as a mom and underage daughter.

All you had to do was show up to meet the supposed woman and you get arrested right there. Even if it is in a Cheesecake Factory restaurant like one of them was.

I can only imagine walking into Cheesecake Factory and getting surrounded by cops lol.
 

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In 2013 when I moved out of Florida they caught like 15 supposed pedos with this method. The ones who had money fought it off but others got fucked. Still cost you a ton of money to defend against it because the state still charged these guys with inappropriate contact with a minor something. Despite the only person you ever contacted was actually a male police officer catfishing you as a mom and underage daughter.

All you had to do was show up to meet the supposed woman and you get arrested right there. Even if it is in a Cheesecake Factory restaurant like one of them was.

I can only imagine walking into Cheesecake Factory and getting surrounded by cops lol.
I guess it's the cops doing God's work : don't date women with kids.
 
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I guess it's the cops doing God's work : don't date women with kids.

If my wife got snapped out of existence I'd date a woman with kids. I have 3 kids, should I just expect to never date? It'd be messy and cause complication, but I don't think I could look myself in the face and say I'm not dating a woman with kids. The hypocrisy would be too much.
 
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If my wife got snapped out of existence I'd date a woman with kids. I have 3 kids, should I just expect to never date? It'd be messy and cause complication, but I don't think I could look myself in the face and say I'm not dating a woman with kids.

Just look at the late 20s year old girlfriend's face instead.
 
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If my wife got snapped out of existence I'd date a woman with kids. I have 3 kids, should I just expect to never date? It'd be messy and cause complication, but I don't think I could look myself in the face and say I'm not dating a woman with kids. The hypocrisy would be too much.

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I'm not saying I'm looking forward to it or anything. I'm going to be happy when my own kids are off on their merry way. I'm just saying it'd be ridiculously hypocritical for me to say I'm not dating a woman with kids. If you don't have kids yourself then you're in the clear.
 

Big Phoenix

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you bait them in with the cougar
I dunno. The most recent egregious one that just made me put my phone down and say what the fuck(4 pictures, first 3 where of nothing but her son) she was ugly, 3/10 at best.
 

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Generally ugly ppl do that. If it's not a kid it's a picture of them standing beside someone attractive
 

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I can't see ever wanting to date again if I got divorced or something happened to my wife. I can never understand the mentality of wanting to do that again. I'd just become Johnny1969_420_blazeitnibba
 
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I'm starting to think there is a subset of women on tinder looking for pedophiles. The amount of single moms that have nothing but their child in their main picture is way too damn high to be chalked up to not knowing which picture they set as their main or not understanding how tinder works.

How old are the kids? We talking infants? If it's teenagers, I'd believe the theory that it's cops doing a sting.

Why don't you message some of them and ask whether they are looking for pedos or are incredibly stupid.
 

Oblio

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I can't see ever wanting to date again if I got divorced or something happened to my wife. I can never understand the mentality of wanting to do that again. I'd just become Johnny1969_420_blazeitnibba
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At least one of you will buy this and I expect a full review!
 

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Thanks to technology you can avoid dating and crack whores too. The answer to every widowers problems...the Autoblow!

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At least one of you will buy this and I expect a full review!

The feeling is so faint and not at all realistic. The unit is large and clumsy to use and the internal beads do not have enough tension to apply any realistic pressure. The oral artwork is very poor and is not in the least bit exciting which only adds to the overwhelming complete disappointment when you try to use the device.
 
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Oblio

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The feeling is so faint and not at all realistic.
not at all realistic.
realistic.

I call bullshit!

Seriously though, I never had heard of this thing until last night and I am shocked because it has been around for a few years and has been talked about on TV multiple times. Apparently the AI Version learned from watching hours of slow-mo porn. from looking at their site it looks like they have a butthole sleeve that is more snug and might be right for some of our smaller friends.
 

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The feeling is so faint and not at all realistic. The unit is large and clumsy to use and the internal beads do not have enough tension to apply any realistic pressure. The oral artwork is very poor and is not in the least bit exciting which only adds to the overwhelming complete disappointment when you try to use the device.

You are my hero.