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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Borzak
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Never ask a woman what she weighs, and a woman should never ask a guy how much he makes.
I've been asked maybe twice how tall I am. My wife is a good bit shorter than I am maybe that's why she never asked early on. The only woman I dated that ever asked she didn't ask right away. She was very very short, like 4'10 and I think she just wanted to know how much taller I was than her.
I'm right at 6'-0 or at least used to be. I'm probably shorter now that I have a bad vertabrae that needs work. I'm the shortest guy in the family, dad is 6'-2, grand dad was 6'-2.
My sister is 5'-10 and married a freak that's 6'-8. But he's dumber than dirt and once broke several bones on a bicycle in the driveway and he hadn't gone 5 feet from getting on it.
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Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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My sisters are both rabid heightists. I mean, I get it. There are plenty of superficial/physical traits that are deal-breakers for me. I'm just under 6' but I've always just said I'm 6', since chicks are all much shorter and can't tell anyway. My wife is 5'2 and she's the shortest chick I've ever been with. Hottest girl I ever dated was 5'10 and had the most perfect tits you've ever seen in your life. That is about the only positive thing I can say about that relationship!
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Izo
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Yesterday wife and I were working in the yard. She tells me she hates the nozzle I put on the hose because she can't adjust the stream. I tell her to twist the end. She starts adjusting it and I mansplain to her "Hose nozzles are just like dicks. Twist the end till you get what you want out of it." Two seconds later she's blasting herself with it all over her face and tits. There's the dirty whore I married.
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Big Phoenix
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Asshat Foler
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Ending with " x" should have been first sign.
The 20 questions is lol. I get it but I hope she's open to you asking the same.
Big Phoenix
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No. Im 6 feet tall and in the group picture im clearly a few inches taller than anyone else in it.
Didnt even bother.
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Big Phoenix
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I think I just got treated like a woman.
Woman off tinder drove 20 miles to come over to my place, brought me pizza and not just some pizza hut pizza but pizza from a well regarded local place. When she gets to my place she's all over me she doesn't even touch the pizza, she took my shirt off. And as soon as we are done having sex we talk for 5 minutes then she says she has to go. No I'll call you or I hope we can do this again just she enjoyed the night and she left.
Woman off tinder drove 20 miles to come over to my place, brought me pizza and not just some pizza hut pizza but pizza from a well regarded local place. When she gets to my place she's all over me she doesn't even touch the pizza, she took my shirt off. And as soon as we are done having sex we talk for 5 minutes then she says she has to go. No I'll call you or I hope we can do this again just she enjoyed the night and she left.
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Crone
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I did a little Googling to try and find it and failed, but some dating site did some number crunching and for every inch over I think it was 5'8", you had to make an extra $30k/year to achieve the same viability, or same number of matches? I don't know the exact metric. Wish I could find the article. I'm like 6'6" and so I remember joking at the time that my "salary" was $300k+ a year!
Edit: Found a couple things about it.
www.businessinsider.com
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Edit: Found a couple things about it.
How much money does a 5'6" man need to make to be as attractive as a guy who is 6 feet tall?
www.businessinsider.com
Height matters on dating apps — but not always how you'd think
Dating profiles often reveal everything from a person's job title to their astrological sign, but while many users don't mind sharing this info, things often get tricky when it comes to another factor — height. Although plenty of people have no…
Asshat Foler
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Scrub your dick with soap immediately and get valtrex asap.
Also don't give up the D so easy big P.
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iannis
Musty Nester
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Asshat Foler
2024 FoH Asshat
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Guys shouldn't ever give up the D easy. It gives women more power than they deserve.
Wait till marriage.
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