Edit- You guys are mostly too young, but back in the day the easiest nutty woman red flag to spot was mentioning their astrology sign in the first ten minutes of a conversation. And the nutty chicks into that shit could never help doing it, like they were vegans essentially. Every single woman I ever knew who blurted that shit out was a guarenteed head case. Hilarious to see musclebound chica bringing back a classic red flag and comboing it with christianity somehow.
Double edit- Man there is so much crazy and coded red flags in that one. It is like the holy grail of shit to be wary of.
Going down the list:
Texas Latina- Ok, not sure how it is in other parts of Texas, but in San Antonio they are all fucking nutso libshit La Raza as well as often lesbos.
Gemini- Already covered, but this is specifically code for "Bi-Polar"
4"11 wants 6ft- Ok this is not even the kind of crazy that is good in bed, since she clearly wants you to do all the work.
All Natural Bodybuilder- Crossfit if you are lucky, fatty about to loose control of her tenuous control on her body weight if not.
Don't Touch my food- See above, also has no ability to cook.
Speaks for Animals- No explanation needed here.
In love with Gods creation of Earth- Was raised spanish catholic, but pretty much an atheist whore who pretends to be agnostic to keep on her family's good side. No actual moral values to speak of beyond her liberal education programming.
Husband must have head of hair- She is 29 and probably has not had anything other than sharpy marks for eyebrows for over a decade, yet she wants to insist that anyone willing to navigate that ocean of crazy she just put up have impeccable hair.
She is also 29 and works in the health services industry, which means not only is she batshit, but is probably really into buttstuff. And by buttstuff I mean pooping in your bushes when you fail to reply to a text within 10 minutes (hello
Julian The Apostate
)
