Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Oldbased

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What has happened here?
Onoes tagged another crazy emo whore, Trollface said you sagged to page 190, mods be White Knighting, while drinking White Lightning, while listening to Knights in White Satin.
That is about the past 60 pages or so.
 

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
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Do you have to be one or the other?
I don't think so.

Most days I'll go "I am definitely an ass man" while following women around staring at their asses. But then a ray of sunshine will burst in and I"ll see the most glorious boobs I've seen in the last 30 seconds and I'll change my mind.
 

Dabamf_sl

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The invention of yoga pants turned all men into ass men (Unless you live in the Midwest or south, in which case yoga pants turned all men either gay or cottage cheese lovers). We just need someone to invent yoga shirts with the same goals in mind and it'll be an even playing field again.
 

lindz

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Is the goal to provide support and lift? Because they have that, it's called the sports bra. That gives uniboob though which I personally don't find very attractive.