Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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Ossoi said:
Oh right? Because I'm telepathic, and upon meeting someone I should immediately know and be aware of all their kinks/fetishes and what they fantasise about?

I mean, yeah - you meet a girl at a fetish party and it's a safe bet she likes being spanked, or spanking, being choked or choking. But wanting to buy an actual octopus for tentacle play is a completely different kettle of fish (PUN INTENDED)
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Does spanking and choking count as a fetish? I always thought that was foreplay.
 
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Ossoi said:
She also suggested buying an octopus, dead or alive, to indulge her tentacle porn fetish.
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Sterling

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You should ask her that since you're talking about fetishes how she'd feel about you having a baby bird fetish. And when she asks you if you'd like to have your food prechewed, you explain that's not what you mean. What you want is a to have a baby bird inserted into your butthole, preferably by a midget.
 
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Cad

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Khane said:
What if Coca-Cola still used its original Cocaine recipe? Double death whammy?
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My understanding is Coca Cola contained a very minimal amount of cocaine and likely never resulted in the type of high that people get from cocaine today.

I would be entertained if that were wrong though, because the idea of everyone being coked out is amusing.
 
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Ossoi said:
LOL, the girl in question told me that if she could time travel it would be to the time when cocaine was present in coca-cola. Red Flag?


She also suggested buying an octopus, dead or alive, to indulge her tentacle porn fetish.
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No not at all. In fact I think i'm back on your side now. She does coke, right? So why doesn't she just dissolve come coke in her coke if that's what she wants? If there's any red flag in that post it's that she couldn't think of that herself. Another red flag would be if she'd use the time machine to suck hitler's dick.
 
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This thread makes me feel better about my current life situation. I mean I feel like most people could say the same. Good for all of us.
 
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Ossoi

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Sterling said:
You should ask her that since you're talking about fetishes how she'd feel about you having a baby bird fetish. And when she asks you if you'd like to have your food prechewed, you explain that's not what you mean. What you want is a to have a baby bird inserted into your butthole, preferably by a midget.
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She was into ageplay
 
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Foler said:
Im not sure I want to know what that is..
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Well you see timmy. When a person is a mentally deranged sexual deviant but doesn't have the courage to mutilate their genitals, they get into things like ageplay.
 
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Kiroy

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Fetishes are fine in a long term relationship, although still probably not super healthy unless you know you're spending the rest of your life with that woman. To be acting on fetishes casually with people you never plan on being in a real relationship with will ruin you, as a man, for future healthy relationships. Probably more than porn already has.
 
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Ossoi

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Big Phoenix said:
Ossoi Ossoi does this woman have a little girl voice?
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Well I have a two hour audio recording of the drunk rant that made me kick her out. Five minutes in and she's talking about the time she smashed another girls head against a wall when drunk, and ran away before the police arrived
 
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My understanding is Coca Cola contained a very minimal amount of cocaine and likely never resulted in the type of high that people get from cocaine today.

I would be entertained if that were wrong though, because the idea of everyone being coked out is amusing.
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It was definitely diluted compared to snorting powdered cocaine straight up your nose I'm sure.

You can look up medical videos from the 40's/50's about liquifying cocaine and injecting it to fight morphine addiction as a therapy too. They're on youtube.
 
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Ossoi said:
Well I have a two hour audio recording of the drunk rant that made me kick her out. Five minutes in and she's talking about the time she smashed another girls head against a wall when drunk, and ran away before the police arrived
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You should probably upload that and post it here so we can better understand the context.
 
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Ossoi

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Foler said:
You should probably upload that and post it here so we can better understand the context.
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She was saying she gets violent/aggressive when drunk, like on Xmas Eve when she smashed stuff but not the night I kicked her out
 
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Ossoi said:
She was saying she gets violent/aggressive when drunk, like on Xmas Eve when she smashed stuff but not the night I kicked her out
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I don't know if I believe you man. Probably should upload it.
 
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