Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Leon said:
Bestiality is against the law. It doesn't have to even be about 'rape'.

Having sex with animals is against the law. Not at a federal level, but pretty much every state has laws against sex with animals. Any. Sex.

Also you're a fucking degenerate.
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WHY DO YOU FORCE ME CORRECT YOU?? WHY??

4 states do not care if you fuck your animals.

Wyoming, New MExico Hawai and west virginia
 
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Phazael said:
Yeah, you have no place in society. Or this thread. Or the planet, probably. Consider for a moment that you are spending time and effort justifying the finer moral points of bestiality. You have a stunning lack of self awareness.
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Based on his conduct in... every thread... and his completely unflattering renditions of his personal relationships, I'm guessing he's moderately autistic and honestly doesn't understand a lot about relationships and why people do what they do. He will protest and INSIST he does understand, but it's pretty obvious he doesn't. He thinks he's a high value, attractive guy, and yet has no friends and "dates" these women who treat him like a disposable toy. His mind has trouble reconciling these things so "we don't understand." Oh, we do.
 
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WHY DO YOU FORCE ME CORRECT YOU?? WHY??

4 states do not care if you fuck your animals.

Wyoming, New MExico Hawai and west virginia
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So, pretty much every state does. Almost every state does? Yep.

Anyway, bestiality is some fucked up shit.
 
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Fatherhood and age changes the things you enjoy. My two daughters started swimming lessons and it was a great experience watching them learn how to swim.

It is as enjoyable as doing a line of cocaine off a hooker asshole?? Probably no, but watching them learn is a fulfilling experience.
 
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Ossoi said:
In UK law only a man can be guilty of rape. The "maximum" offence a woman can be guilty of is sexual assault:

"This seems to suggest that the British Government wanted two separate offences because it is believed that a woman cannot physically rape a man. Indeed, it is a common misconception that, due to the mechanics of sex, it is just impossible for a man to be raped by a woman; the thought is that if a man and a woman have sex, the man must be sexually aroused and so must be consenting. However, even setting aside cases such as where the woman has duped the man as to her identity, men can, and often do, display physiological signs of arousal, including erection and ejaculation, when they do not want to have sex,Footnote17 just as women can lubricate and orgasm during rape."

Therefore, a woman having sex with a male dog is not raping the dog, because in order for the sex to happen the dog must be aroused and penetrating her.
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Are you sure she didn't peg the dog? This is at least as important as any other part of your story. I actually figured it was a peanut butter pussy situation initially, but now you're talking about penetration.

Also, the brits need to rewrite their laws to account for viagra. There was a story a few years ago where a female shop owner stopped a guy trying to rob her, tied him up in the back room, forced him to eat viagra, and repeatedly raped him over the course of the next few days.
 
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Fatherhood and age changes the things you enjoy. My two daughters started swimming lessons and it was a great experience watching them learn how to swim.

It is as enjoyable as doing a line of cocaine off a hooker asshole?? Probably no, but watching them learn is a fulfilling experience.
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in Ibiza I did a line of coke off another dudes cock because I thought I would then get to do a line off a vagina or tit. No, instead I had to watch as two girls did coke off the others vag, then one went down on the other.
 
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Hoss said:
Are you sure she didn't peg the dog?
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Strangely enough, when the subject of her having sex with an animal came up during post-coitus pillow talk I didn't really feel like prying for further details.
 
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WHY DO YOU FORCE ME CORRECT YOU?? WHY??

4 states do not care if you fuck your animals.

Wyoming, New MExico Hawai and west virginia
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It's weird that you know that. It's even weirder that you think we want to know.
 
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in Ibiza I did a line of coke off another dudes cock because I thought I would then get to do a line off a vagina or tit. No, instead I had to watch as two girls did coke off the others vag, then one went down on the other.
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Ossoi said:
in Ibiza I did a line of coke off another dudes cock because I thought I would then get to do a line off a vagina or tit. No, instead I had to watch as two girls did coke off the others vag, then one went down on the other.
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This is a relationship thread. There are multiple degeneracy threads in screenshots for this kind of cringe.
 
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Ossoi said:
in Ibiza I did a line of coke off another dudes cock because I thought I would then get to do a line off a vagina or tit. No, instead I had to watch as two girls did coke off the others vag, then one went down on the other.
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You obviously fucked up when you stopped at snorting. The girls tried to show you how to do it right.
 
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Ossoi said:
in Ibiza I did a line of coke off another dudes cock because I thought I would then get to do a line off a vagina or tit. No, instead I had to watch as two girls did coke off the others vag, then one went down on the other.
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I for one am shocked the girls didn't like you.
 
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