Julian The Apostate
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Noodleface
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August 10th. Got drunk last night but still plowed the wife. It could be a baby. Still married
Kirun
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Testosterone levels are higher in the morning, which is the primary driver of "feeling horny". Our best sex is almost always in the morning.
Noodleface
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Big Phoenix
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Yeah I have like no feeling in my unit in the morning. Even when I was a teenager and woke up with a raging hard on I couldn't rub it out.
Julian The Apostate
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Love morning sex because why not? I've never had a time where I had sex in the morning and then didn't want to at night so it just seems like a lost opportunity to me.
Just making sure but those people who say they can't finish in the morning have peed already right?
I always feel kind of dehydrated in the morning, personally. I always get some wicked dry mouth about 1/2 way through. I tote around a 32oz water bottle with me everywhere so it isn't like I don't drink enough water either.
Izo
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BrotherWu
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Aug 10th. Got a little drunk and played All Orcs Must Die 2 with my kid last night. Slept in til 10 today. Unusual. Woke up and wife had made eggs. Ate and took a shower. Told wife I wanted ass and she said come take a shower. Took another shower but refused shower sex. Not what I wanted. Got out of shower and had best sex in a long time. Been lifting and biking hard the past few months partially to improve the sex life. Normally go for the dog but today it was hummer -> cowgirl -> missionary. Was so happy on the finish went semi-auto all the way to the head board. Wife was impressed and a little afraid. Felt like a pro.
Yard work and buttered up the wife all day about the good sex. Just made her some popcorn and working the evening hummer angle. Will report in later on hummer status.
Feels good bros.
Yard work and buttered up the wife all day about the good sex. Just made her some popcorn and working the evening hummer angle. Will report in later on hummer status.
Feels good bros.
Noodleface
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Yeah, usually I wake up and have to pee immediately so even if she's trying to sex me I gotta go.
I have finished in the morning a few times, just a lot of times I've had trouble with it to the point my wife doesn't even initiate it anymore.
On our wedding night we of course had sex into the wee hours of the morning. We had to wake up at 6AM and I immediately slammed it and had no trouble. I think it's part of my brain still being asleep I guess.
Yeah, I'm fine, and no.
Just always been really thirsty when I wake up. I sleep really deeply so I always sleep straight through the night. People tell me about getting up for water/go to the bathroom in the middle of night and I just can't imagine.
