Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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iannis
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I choose to believe because that. is. jawsum.
Edit: You gotta embrace the pee. In the shower though, start in the shower.
Single guy story:
At an electronic music club, everyone's fucked up, buddy and I basically running the dance floor with our energy, constant flow of girls coming into our group to dance with us, truly epic night but not that hyperbole bullshit 21 year olds call "epic" every night, actually once a year or 3 type night, getting late in the night and three chicks come in, two turn out married, the other is basically begging me to come to her place after a while, she's leaving early to take her friends home then wants us to call her when we're leaving, she's not really cute but it's in the bag so fuck it so blow off the other girls trying to get close, hit her up later and get single word response, then no response to replies, end up walking back to hotel confused as shit and pissed for having blown off the other girls, find out next day her ex showed up at her place between her leaving and us leaving.
At an electronic music club, everyone's fucked up, buddy and I basically running the dance floor with our energy, constant flow of girls coming into our group to dance with us, truly epic night but not that hyperbole bullshit 21 year olds call "epic" every night, actually once a year or 3 type night, getting late in the night and three chicks come in, two turn out married, the other is basically begging me to come to her place after a while, she's leaving early to take her friends home then wants us to call her when we're leaving, she's not really cute but it's in the bag so fuck it so blow off the other girls trying to get close, hit her up later and get single word response, then no response to replies, end up walking back to hotel confused as shit and pissed for having blown off the other girls, find out next day her ex showed up at her place between her leaving and us leaving.
Noodleface
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Big Phoenix
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Julian The Apostate
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Well boys. just met a girl at the bar. recently divorced. just got done fucking the shit out of her. no rubber. feels good man. she says she loves morning sex. life is good.
Julian The Apostate
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darkmiasma
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Noodleface
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I'd agree man.
This "I don't pre-cum" shit is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard too.
Hoss
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Not relevant in this case. Didn't you see that he 'fucked the shit' out of her? You can't get preggers from buttsex. If you could, kirun would be a mommy by now.
When I started reading J2A's story, I almost told johnny49 to gtfo of this thread. That's how great of a decision you made this time J2A!
Phazael
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Yeah, if you are going to raw dog bar hookups at least go down on them before giving them the D. A good visual inspection is at least a chance that you might avoid the herp. But I think if you are going to nail bar pickups unprotected, a newly minted divorcee is among the less risky prospects. If she has been divorced for a while, then she likely has been porking a veritable army of other dudes and who knows what she might have at that point.
Hoss
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I just looked at the time stamps. Reckon she was coyote ugly?I just love the change in tone between his posts last night and this morning, that shit cracked me up. From "raw doggin a rando, bros! life is good!" to:
Julian, you better have a picture of her sleeping using your severed arm as a pillow.