Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Eomer

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When my wife comes home and vents about petty stuff I tell her that she should be lucky her problems are so inconsequential and petty.
What do you do to dull the pain from the subsequent nut shot?

But yes, agreed with all the other bros that learning to sit there for the 10-20 minutes it takes for them to vent about work, and asking a few questions like you actually give a shit, is pretty important to a relationship. And also to the other discussion that most men don't want to talk about their feelings, especially not with co-workers that aren't true friends. I don't think I've had more than a handful of "heart to heart" talks about "deep" shit with my best bros in my entire life. It's not repression, it's just how we deal with things.
 

a_skeleton_03

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My wife is actually quite impressed with how much I have picked up when it comes to her job. We are talking medical care of premature babies and I keep up with the conversation and can make useful observations.

Of course when she mentions the name of a fellow nurse I always ask if she is the hot one I met the one time that winked at me and she just smiles and sighs.
 

Noodleface

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Posted in the other thread, but might as well post it here too. My wife is almost 8 weeks pregnant with a little Noodlebaby. Made the rounds telling our immediate family yesterday and they said they already knew.. they could tell by the way my wife was acting or something.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Posted in the other thread, but might as well post it here too. My wife is almost 8 weeks pregnant with a little Noodlebaby. Made the rounds telling our immediate family yesterday and they said they already knew.. they could tell by the way my wife was acting or something.
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Financially.
 

Cud

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Congrats. You better get a good nights sleep now. Because once it is here you will be worried and concerned about it for the rest of your life.

On a side note, refer to it as it after you know the sex. It makes mother's crazy. Bonus points for referring to it as a parasite or loin spawn.
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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I have to go on vacation now to sleep past 7am. Fucking babies.
 

Izo

Tranny Chaser
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Children of IVF can request info on the donors here. Anyone return to the fold yet, Soybro, or are you saving yourself for that special one?
 

iannis

Musty Nester
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And after using the words sex trophy say, "I came in first." And then wink. And then say, "first is what my wife named her vagina." And then wink again.
 

Gravy

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It's funnier if he says 'cunt'. What was I going to ask?

Oh yeah, Brother Khane, how goes the Greatest Love Affair?
 

Khane

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Going very well. I'll let you bros know once the honeymoon phase is over and it all crashes and burns.
 

chaos

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I hope it does. Not that I wish for bad things for Mr. Khane, I just want all love to wither and die and the world to turn black like my soul.