- 17,065
- 8,067
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
- Thread starter Grumpus
- Start date
-
Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
- 17,065
- 8,067
I don't get it. Is the rope chemical free?
Khane, to answer your question, you probably can't make a smell like "strawberry vanilla swirl" in deodorant form without some artificial chemicals. The whole nature of chemical free probably excludes a lot of smells that you're accustomed to.
Khane, to answer your question, you probably can't make a smell like "strawberry vanilla swirl" in deodorant form without some artificial chemicals. The whole nature of chemical free probably excludes a lot of smells that you're accustomed to.
Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
- 38,476
- 16,427
When I worked in the supermarket, the only people you saw shopping in the organic section were pasty white weirdos and occasionally the yoga-pant-wearing hot ass girls.
To me this sounds like an opportunity ripe for exploitation. Unless you are a pasty white weirdo of course.
Eomer
Trakanon Raider
- 5,472
- 272
To be fair, she also apparently takes it in the ass. So paying out the ass to pound hers may well be a reasonable compromise.
Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
- 28,567
- 45,176
Honestly, the whole "no showering" or "not smelling good" makes anal about 1,000 times less enticing(and I love some ass fuckin'!).
Khane, I know you dig this chick. Just buy some real good smelling soap and shit and put it into an empty bottle of "all natural" shit. Make sure she showers at your place.
Khane, I know you dig this chick. Just buy some real good smelling soap and shit and put it into an empty bottle of "all natural" shit. Make sure she showers at your place.
Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
- 38,476
- 16,427
Alex
Still a Music Elitist
- 14,753
- 7,594
Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
- 47,122
- 101,016
Haast
Lord Nagafen Raider
- 3,281
- 1,636
Onoes
Trakanon Raider
- 1,481
- 1,288
I slept with a girl on the 1st, it was a whole big ordeal, and started some drama. It was my fault for being dumb, and knew coming and posting it was just going to instigate mockery and insults, and I was feeling shitty enough without it.
Fuck it, I've got to run and fix a printer issue, then install some Codecs, but I'll post the story when I get back to my office.
Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
- 44,123
- 53,092
iannis
Musty Nester
- 31,351
- 17,659
Can't wait for him to pull this story off of some sexual fan fiction website.
Kirun
Buzzfeed Editor
- 19,657
- 16,067
Exactly what I was thinking.
BRB! GOTTA INSTALL "CODECS"! HANG ON TO YOUR BUTTS, GUYS!