Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Soygen_sl said:

Is the dude next to you(Onoes) Al Jourgenson from Ministry or a really shitty Slash?

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"The dude" next to me is my ex-girlfriend, whom I stay with when I'm in Prescott, and yes, she's Slash.

Here's what she looks like when she is not Slash ya mong.



And yeah, the party started at 7, we took a couple pictures right after we got dressed up, around 6ish, before the party.

As for the costume, yeah, I'm aware it's super obscure, I just thought it looked good. I wasn't expecting anyone to get it, although 1 guy did randomly come up to me and go "Holy shit... are you from that show... the Ol'Greg one?" so that was surprising.


Can we go back to the miserable married people now? No more derails from me. Scouts honor.

You tapped that? Bro. Nice.

She looks like she smells like pears.

Half a lifetime ago. Le sigh.

Pre-wife?

Yes sir.

Bro it takes some balls to wear a red jacket to prom

Well you had to match your wide-brim velvet hat and peacock feather somehow.

I love when Chaos posts last on these threads. On my screen the thread is now named "Marriage and the Power of Chaos" and I find that to be very fitting.

Nester_sl said:

I love when Chaos posts last on these threads. On my screen the thread is now named "Marriage and the Power of Chaos" and I find that to be very fitting.

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You ruined it for everyone else.

Soygen_sl said:

I would like to drop my Axl in her Slash.

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I'd put my gun in that rose.

Gravy_sl said:

I'd put my gun in that rose.

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I would bury it six feet under
In her backyard

Iannis_sl said:

I would bury it six feet under
In her backyard

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I would take it down to her paradise city

I wonder if her daddy works in porno now that mommy's not around

She was a sweet child of mine.

Onoes_sl said:

She was a sweet child of mine.

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You are intenionally making the pedo jokes too easy now.

Embrace it. Talked to a 35 year old girl for about an hour last night, she seemed nice and things started going well... then she started talking about how she sells essential oils in what is very clearly pyramid thing. I found this to be a huge turn off/red flag. She Facebook invited me to an essential oil sales party thing today. Uhg.