Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Famm

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I hate that shit. If its Saturday you say "on Monday" or at worst "this Monday" or even "this coming Monday". And even then there's fuckers who will be like, wait this week or next????

Iannis_sl said:
I've got a friend that will say "Sunday Next" and "Sunday This". Which is antiquated, but I think actually a more clear way to express exactly which one you're talking about.
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This sounds like something that arises from the fact that you live in the country fried southern confederacy.
 
Gravy

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Onoes_sl said:
I'd say anything past the middle of the week is suspect. If it's Thursday and you say "Want to go to dinner next Monday?" my response would be "This coming Monday, or the following one?"

Basically, I wouldn't assume anything, I would want clarification. Now if you say "Next Monday.." on a Sunday? Don't expect me at whatever is less than 24 hours away, thats not next anything, that's tomorrow.
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I'm agreeing a lot with Onoes today. Considering horns. Natural silver gray, or should I color?
 
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Tenks

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Afro horns gravy

Oh shit you could do like a mushroom cloud afro on the top of your head. That would get the most insane of insane tang.
 
Khane

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I'd definitely be worried about her being aloof after one day. You should keep texting her asking her what's wrong and how you can fix it. Tell her you'll try to be a better man for her. That should work.
 
Noodleface

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No matter the outcome, we will always be here for you. Just don't post pictures of your spikey hair lest you feel like being ridiculed for the rest of your days.
 
Sutekh

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I told her that she needs to give me a commitment, I can't just keep going on and having fun, I need a real woman who's going to be there for me. She hasn't said anything back and that was 2 hours ago.
 
Sutekh

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Haha you guys. DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE FUCKING HORNS OR SOMETHING. I wouldn't fucking ruin my chances like that.

She just stressed about shit in her life since things aren't going really well for her, NBD she can figure that stuff out, I'm in no rush.
 
lurkingdirk

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Make sure she knows you're interested in helping her sort that shit out. If you're looking for her to commit, you should do the same.

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Sutekh

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Of course, she already knows that because I've told her many times. The main problem she's facing is trying to get money since she has to move out of her current place and doesn't want to go back with her parents.

She won't take help in that front, I haven't offered her money or anything but she's really independent in that sense so there's fuck all I can really do aside from move to Pittsburgh and be like HEY GURL WANT TO LIVE TOGETHER? But uhh, don't think we're quite at that point yet.
 
Khane

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Sutekh_sl said:
Haha you guys. DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE FUCKING HORNS OR SOMETHING. I wouldn't fucking ruin my chances like that.

She just stressed about shit in her life since things aren't going really well for her, NBD she can figure that stuff out, I'm in no rush.
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Onoes don't worry bro. You'll never be my marriage and divorce whipping post. Well, not for a little while at least. Until my next failed relationship when I need to come here and lash out at someone.
 
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