Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Lanx

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It was family members
Yup, looks like some family members need a bitch slap. (except moms, they always get the free pass)

I keep it simple really, i love this woman and i have to sleep with her at night, so fuck off with that shaming shit.
 

Xequecal

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Fat people telling in shape people they look fragile, sickly, and otherwise unhealthy because they are "too thin".
Yup, I get this from the fat chicks at work all the fucking time. I stopped bringing in huge lunches and when questioned about it I mentioned I did it because I'd gained five pounds doing it and it took me weeks to lose it again. I got bombarded with annoying sarcastic comments for weeks about it. "Oh, you poor baby, a whole five pounds? That must have been SO HARD for you to deal with all that extra weight."
 

ZyyzYzzy

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My Italian grandmother always skinny shames my wife and I. Don't mind it because it is usually followed by cured meats and other delicious foods pushed upon us.
 

Khane

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My Italian grandmother always skinny shames my wife and I. Don't mind it because it is usually followed by cured meats and other delicious foods pushed upon us.
Italian grandmother's aren't skinny shaming you. That's just old world Italian "I want to feed you" mentality.
 

Leon

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Last summer i was down to 167 at 5'10 (triathlon season) and all i got from my fat friends is how unhealthy i looked and i should eat more (meanwhile i could pound 4k calories during competition week and be fucking starving 1 hour after each meal)
 

Gravy

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Five foot, and 100 lbs sounds like a spinner to me.
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Hoss

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Yeah. They get a ton of people together, they bring gifts. The stupid couple provides a cake and at the end after you give them their gifts they cut the cake and reveled if it's blue or pink. The End.

It's beyond stupid.
At first, I didn't realize yall were talking about the baby's gender. I was imaging adults throwing these parties for themselves to announce whether or not they'd be getting a sex change.

Maybe they should have race reveal parties. At the end, the cake can either be chocolate or white.

Look at the differences between the 2nd picture of 141 and the last picture at 143. The last picture even though she is heavier she carries it a lot better by then and it's more toned.
Yup, even looking at the 2 135 pictures, you can see a difference.
 

Haast

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Yup, looks like some family members need a bitch slap. (except moms, they always get the free pass)
Noodle long ago established that his in-laws need a mass bitch-slapping.

My friend is having an engagement party for his upcoming nuptials. the rub is there is no date set and it will be a year out at least. Apparently I am supposed to bring a gift, but fuck that shit. IF he does not lose this girl in the next year (which is pretty likely) I will happy to bring a fantastic gift to the wedding, but I am not going to allow myself to be double dipped when I think the odds of no wedding are damn high.
My ex-wife that jetted after 6 months of marriage fought to keep every item she registered for, though she and her family paid a minimal part of the wedding expenses. At first glance, it made her look like a morally bunk scam artist, but on closer inspection, it made her look like a soulless cuntbag.
 

BrutulTM

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Douchebro = expectation of moderate level of fitness/nutrition in a woman? You're a fat guy and your comment is pretty cliche. No one can stop you from rolling diabetus dice or sharing those dice with your partner. God knows, spending a few months eating less food would be the end of all joy as you know it. But don't even pretend for a second that its a rational decision not driven by addiction. What you call "douchebro" talk is the outright bafflement and confusion we hold for anyone who'd willingly do that to themselves.
I don't understand people that smoke cigarettes or have a problem with drugs, alcohol, depression, etc., but I don't pretend that what they are going through is trivial or that they are bad people because of it.

Anyway though, that's not even what I was talking about. I was referring to the fact that the thread had devolved into "I'd fuck her" "I wouldn't fuck her", "Let's all talk about fucking because that is so fucking awesome" nonsense like a bunch of high school boys. It is the grown up stuff forum after all.
 

Tenks

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And as grown ups you should be concerned with your own health. The fat acceptance movement is toxic (if it was actually effective -- it is not) to public perception of obesity as being a completely and avoidable epidemic on our healthcare system. There are warning labels on cigarettes, there are anti-smoking campaigns, there are warning labels on alcoholic beverages yet we allow overweight people to continue to overindulge and gain weight at an unprecedented rate. If you ask me fat people should be greeted with the same hostility as smokers are in this day in age.
 

Fifey

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This thread was much better when everyone sat around circle jerking over linds folding some socks.
 

Fifey

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Sure, so why don't you be concerned with your own health and stop worry about everyone else's?
Except we are forced to pay for your unhealthy lifestyle with rising health care costs because you kept pounding down those baconators.
 

Noodleface

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Noodle long ago established that his in-laws need a mass bitch-slapping.



My ex-wife that jetted after 6 months of marriage fought to keep every item she registered for, though she and her family paid a minimal part of the wedding expenses. At first glance, it made her look like a morally bunk scam artist, but on closer inspection, it made her look like a soulless cuntbag.
Dude if I could get away with it I would slap every single member of my wife's family, you guys have no idea.

It's like they're starring in a movie about shitty, terrible decisions every day.
 

BrutulTM

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Except we are forced to pay for your unhealthy lifestyle with rising health care costs because you kept pounding down those baconators.
That has been shown to be false many times. Healthy people cost the health care system more because they live to be 95 and have 13 joint replacement surgeries to keep them going and then wind up in a nursing home for several years, not to mention the fact that they draw social security and medicare for 30+ years. A fat guy having a heart attack at 63 is way cheaper even if you did have to buy him a few years of diabetes meds first.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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That has been shown to be false many times. Healthy people cost the health care system more because they live to be 95 and have 13 joint replacement surgeries to keep them going and then wind up in a nursing home for several years. A fat guy having a heart attack at 63 is way cheaper even if you did have to buy him a few years of diabetes meds first.
Stop trying to justify being a fat piece of shit with made up shit.