Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Cad

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People always act like "the number doesn't matter hurr durr!" - posts picture of people working out hard and gaining muscle and gaining weight, while stuffing another donut in mouth
 

Eidal

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Please change the thread title to "Douchebro chat".
Douchebro = expectation of moderate level of fitness/nutrition in a woman? You're a fat guy and your comment is pretty cliche. No one can stop you from rolling diabetus dice or sharing those dice with your partner. God knows, spending a few months eating less food would be the end of all joy as you know it. But don't even pretend for a second that its a rational decision not driven by addiction. What you call "douchebro" talk is the outright bafflement and confusion we hold for anyone who'd willingly do that to themselves.
 

Nester

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My friend is having an engagement party for his upcoming nuptials. the rub is there is no date set and it will be a year out at least. Apparently I am supposed to bring a gift, but fuck that shit. IF he does not lose this girl in the next year (which is pretty likely) I will happy to bring a fantastic gift to the wedding, but I am not going to allow myself to be double dipped when I think the odds of no wedding are damn high.

cross post - Jimmies are rustled.
 

Tarrant

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My friend is having an engagement party for his upcoming nuptials. the rub is there is no date set and it will be a year out at least. Apparently I am supposed to bring a gift, but fuck that shit. IF he does not lose this girl in the next year (which is pretty likely) I will happy to bring a fantastic gift to the wedding, but I am not going to allow myself to be double dipped when I think the odds of no wedding are damn high.

cross post - Jimmies are rustled.
Yeah I had that same situation hit me about 6 months back and I didn't bring anything either. Apparently she had an issue with it and got all pissy about it behind the scenes I heard.

Fast forward 6 months, he broke up with her because she was cheating on him. All the really nice stuff they got, she took.

While that may not happen here, i get why you feel that way.
 

chaos

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I hope you took that bro out for a beer or bought him a toaster oven or something. At least show him pics of Shelley so he knows how bad life can get.
 

Khane

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Friends of mine had a baby name reveal party. I gave them the gift of my presence.
 

chaos

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What a bunch of dumb shit. We announced our kids names when they were born in a facebook post or text or something. People are so fucking vain these days.
 

Tarrant

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I hope you took that bro out for a beer or bought him a toaster oven or something. At least show him pics of Shelley so he knows how bad life can get.
Haha funny you mention that, we did go shopping for a new toaster oven as she took his. rofl

And speaking of stupid parties, I've been invited to two "gender reveal" parties already this year. People need to make it less obvious that they want free stuff, it's getting ridiculous.
 

chaos

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This is how I know I am becoming an old man. These fucking people with their gender reveal parties. Get fucked, seriously.
 
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This is how I know I am becoming an old man. These fucking people with their gender reveal parties. Get fucked, seriously.
This is honestly a thing now? Are you supposed to bring gifts? I mean I felt bad when my mom and aunt threw a baby shower before my son was born. Sure we got some great stuff that saved a ton of money on baby prep, but it felt kind of scummy.
 

Falstaff

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Yeah I had that same situation hit me about 6 months back and I didn't bring anything either. Apparently she had an issue with it and got all pissy about it behind the scenes I heard.

Fast forward 6 months, he broke up with her because she was cheating on him. All the really nice stuff they got, she took.

While that may not happen here, i get why you feel that way.
Is your friend The Drake?