Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Pants_sl said:
The question isn't "would you bang?"
The proper question is "how long of not getting laid would it take for you to bang?" Every man breaks at some point. In this case, I'd say about 6 months (plus enough booze to numb the shame).
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For me it was 2 months. Seems like my Testosterone is working too well? haha
 
Gavinmad

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Pants_sl said:
The question isn't "would you bang?"
The proper question is "how long of not getting laid would it take for you to bang?" Every man breaks at some point. In this case, I'd say about 6 months (plus enough booze to numb the shame).
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I was about to say how long it has been for me but I became profoundly embarrassed. Suffice it to say it's been a trifle longer than 6 months and I still wouldn't nail a chick who looked like that, even though I've packed on a ton of weight myself.
 
Soygen

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Honestly, I have to see her from behind, bent over and spreading her asshole open to really judge.
 
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I'm just saying that I like to judge from the only angle I'm really concerned with.
 
Falstaff

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Can we talk about how the mobile version of this site has ads now or should I take that complaint to another thread?
 
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Eyashusa_sl said:
Can we talk about how the mobile version of this site has ads now or should I take that complaint to another thread?
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This isn't the thread for that? I don't know how you can use the mobile version. Switched to full site immediately when i first pulled the site up on my phone.
 
Soygen

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Yeah, I only use the full site, regardless of the device I'm on.
 
Crone

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ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
This isn't the thread for that? I don't know how you can use the mobile version. Switched to full site immediately when i first pulled the site up on my phone.
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Funny you should say that, as even on my desktop I use the mobile version. To each their own I suppose!

More on topic, spending months away from your SO sucks balls. Mainly because you are not getting your balls sucked.
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and text fighting is awesome...
 
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