Marriage and the Power of Divorce

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
lurkingdirk

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
<Medals Crew>
49,548
237,123
Moonarchia_sl said:
Does he like the butt gravy?
Click to expand...
9OvRAh0.gif
 
Onoes

Onoes

Trakanon Raider
1,482
1,290
Khane_sl said:
"Everything is great. She's pregnant, we're engaged, her parents want to help us buy a house so they'll be moving in with us soon. Really, things couldn't be better"
Click to expand...
Everything is great. She's not pregnant, not only are we not engaged, but she's totally fine with never remarrying again (although I have told her I'm open to having a ceremony for friends and family if/when it gets to that point, as long as its not a gov sanctioned marriage). Her parents are not moving in, nor buying us a house, though I do get along with them all quite well. Really, things couldn't be better.

OHhhhh but here's some drama! Remember at the start of last year, the girl I was seeing who sent me those 20 or so Insane texts? The girl who wrote "Be nice to Onoes" on her chest and let me post the pics? Well, she did live with her mom, which was convenient because she was kind of a live in babysitter, and had a nice house and everything. The only thing we had to work around was that a couple nights a week she went out with friends to Laughlin to gamble. Her mom's name was Diane Richards. This is whats going on thereAudit finds 1.1 million missing from city accountwhich, considering she and her two kids lived with and were supported by her mom, must be an interesting situation. I remember being broken up about it, and you all saying how I had dodged a bullet. Yeah, I think that's probably pretty fucking accurate.
 
A

a_skeleton_03

<Banned>
29,948
29,763
So now that we are using lube the wife finds it hilarious. Claims it's pretty much cheating that we can just drip that on and go to pound town in 5 seconds.

We both just remember using it at 20 when there was zero reason to and it didn't help. Oh what a difference 35 is.
 
Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,945
16,580
Noodlemod_sl said:
We've always used lube and always enjoyed it. I just like having a slick dick.
Click to expand...
Can't argue with that. I remember one girl I used to date who would coat my dick with mucus or something when she blew me. Sounds gross to think about it, but it felt amazing. Silky smooth.
 
Cad

Cad

scientia potentia est
<Bronze Donator>
26,320
53,819
Maybe I'm just lucky but do your wives not get wet? There's nothing wrong with lube but I'd question why you'd need it especially if your wife is reasonably young.
 
opiate82

opiate82

Bronze Squire
3,078
5
Cad_sl said:
Maybe I'm just lucky but do your wives not get wet? There's nothing wrong with lube but I'd question why you'd need it especially if your wife is reasonably young.
Click to expand...
Every girl is different, and especially after the first baby things don't quite work the same as they used to down there. It is very common for girls to not get as wet as they used to post baby.
 
A

a_skeleton_03

<Banned>
29,948
29,763
Cad_sl said:
Maybe I'm just lucky but do your wives not get wet? There's nothing wrong with lube but I'd question why you'd need it especially if your wife is reasonably young.
Click to expand...
She does, it's that initial push that now at age 35 finally is a tiny bit of effort to get into.
 
Khane

Khane

Got something right about marriage
20,750
14,530
More like at 35 the two of you are sick of foreplay and just want to go straight to poundtown
 
You must log in or register to reply here.