Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Louis · Dec 14, 2015

Can I have a loan?

Gavinmad · Dec 14, 2015

Soygen_sl said:
Congrats on the cash. How did you win that?

A killer hand of sabacc.

Lejina · Dec 14, 2015

She made a donation to a children hospital without realizing she got a lottery ticket in the same move. They called her to say she won a car, heard her reply "I won a car? but I don't drive!" then she walked off to find the unopened thankyou letter she got weeks ago from from the hospital so she could open it and confirm her ticket number.

Picasso3 · Dec 14, 2015

If you hit the powerball would you get a full bedroom suite?

Lejina · Dec 14, 2015

Gravy_sl said:
This is going to sound gay as fuck, but deal with it. Use that money in a way that will give you two great memories. Eat, travel, do something crazy together.

As I sit with my wife going over our lives together, we don't talk about that one time when we bought a gun cabinet, or that badass new computer we bought. It's always places we've traveled together, ate things we thought we'd never eat, and did shit we can't believe we ever did together.

Let's say the kids making talks about getting more serious.

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Btw we do all of that already. It's not like we're recluse who eat only ramen noodles; we have passports with plenty of visa stamps. We make decent money but generally just don't spend it on stuff we don't need.

Lejina · Dec 14, 2015

Picasso_sl said:
If you hit the powerball would you get a full bedroom suite?

An ottoman in the living room might be neat too.

Cad · Dec 14, 2015

Lejina_sl said:
2016 Porsche 911 targa 4s

That'd be like every option + powerkit + tax on a targa 4s, I think they base price like $110k?

Either way, nice!

Lejina · Dec 14, 2015

Well, it's in Canuck dollars, car is listed at $175k or $150k cash option. With that said, it does look pretty loaded but ridiculously impractical for the local climate.

Cad · Dec 14, 2015

Lejina_sl said:
Well, it's in Canuck dollars, car is listed at $175k or $150k cash option. With that said, it does look pretty loaded but ridiculously impractical for the local climate.

Oh. That makes sense then. $110k US = 150k Can.

And hey, at least they are giving you the AWD version. Small nod to cold weather practicality

Eomer · Dec 14, 2015

Lejina_sl said:
She made a donation to a children hospital without realizing she got a lottery ticket in the same move. They called her to say she won a car, heard her reply "I won a car? but I don't drive!" then she walked off to find the unopened thankyou letter she got weeks ago from from the hospital so she could open it and confirm her ticket number.

hah, your woman must work for someone I know. I was at a business association meeting the other day and someone mentioned that one of their employees or someone they knew somehow had won the car in that lottery.

Fucking garbage, I bought like $500 in tickets and didn't win a goddamn thing.

Famm · Dec 14, 2015

Eomer_sl said:
hah, your woman must work for someone I know.

Partner swap time!

Noodleface · Dec 14, 2015

"lady friend" swap

Lejina · Dec 14, 2015

Eomer_sl said:
hah, your woman must work for someone I know. I was at a business association meeting the other day and someone mentioned that one of their employees or someone they knew somehow had won the car in that lottery.

Fucking garbage, I bought like $500 in tickets and didn't win a goddamn thing.

Heh wouldn't surprise me, her boss is in Edmonton every other week for a reason or another.

Famm_sl said:
Partner swap time!

Last I checked, Eomer doesn't dig asian chicks.

a_skeleton_03 · Dec 14, 2015

Cad_sl said:
It might just be your grammar here but I really have no idea what you're trying to say.

Noodlemod_sl said:
Was a_skeleton_03 the guy that said him and the wife would just go straight into sex and never do foreplay? I get the personalities around here confused

Often we don't spend enough time so breaking into those labia lips can be rough even if inside she is dripping wet. She just no longer has liquid pouring out any more.

Kaige · Dec 14, 2015

Lejina_sl said:
Last I checked, Eomer doesn't dig asian chicks.

Wait.

AsianandCanadian?

Did you fucking finally get Trollface's sister?

Well done, bro. Well done.

Noodleface · Dec 14, 2015

a_skeleton_03_sl said:
Often we don't spend enough time so breaking into those labia lips can be rough even if inside she is dripping wet. She just no longer has liquid pouring out any more.

Usually if that happens I go inside and spread it around a bit

Eomer · Dec 16, 2015

Eomer_sl said:
hah, your woman must work for someone I know. I was at a business association meeting the other day and someone mentioned that one of their employees or someone they knew somehow had won the car in that lottery.

Fucking garbage, I bought like $500 in tickets and didn't win a goddamn thing.

Actually, as it turns out I won a watch (Seiko SNE397 Solar) and some Samsonite luggage!

I would have preferred the Targa.

Tenks · Dec 16, 2015

Eomer_sl said:
Actually, as it turns out I won a watch (Seiko SNE397 Solar) and some Samsonite luggage!

I would have preferred the Targa.

The rich get richer. Thanks Obama.

Khane · Dec 16, 2015

Eomer_sl said:
Samsonite luggage!

You sure it wasn't Swanson?

moonarchia · Dec 16, 2015

Swansonite luggage? Does it turn into a turkey dinner when you put it in the microwave?

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