Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Alex

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I'm pretty upset that this thread ever started getting confused with the GWBYHT. One missed set of titties is too many.
 

Phazael

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It says a lot about the inner voyeur in all of us that we are clamoring for random tit pics in a forum literally awash in them, though.

On topic, he obviously decided to listen to his dick over sage advice. I hope he lands on his feet, but single mom who puts out on the first date and lets him take nudies? Yeah, that's going to end well.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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Will somebody please correct this injustice and repost the pictures in screenshots somewhere?
 

iannis

Musty Nester
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You didn't miss much.
They were pretty solid amateur pics -- think of the kind of pics you've taken yourself or the ladyfolk have taken for you over the years and that's what they were. But they were just naked pics of a fit mid 30's blondish woman. She had a few tats and probably 34 B's. There wasn't anything raunchy. It is funny though, he didn't just write rerolled across her boobies -- he wrote a "I AM AWESOME" message across her entire torso. lul.

Onoes is a hero. He probably posted them here so that they would get deleted.

Git sum, onoes. Git sum.
 

Phazael

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He's legendary now because he posted pics of his current lay with magic marker proof? If anything that's been done enough to be played out by now.
Ordinarily you would be right, but this is an epic train wreck in progress with him cheerfully blowing the whistle from the engineer car as he heads over the edge of the cliff and we all watch from the sidelines. The wind up to this point was pretty entertaining, too. If any of you chronic masturbators saved the pics, they should probably be put in the official titties thread in Screenshots, though, for posterity.
 

Alex

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Onoes has some good stories. He doesn't post terribly often, but we all know about the Jurassic Park car, the fiasco with the stripper and her meathead boyfriend/pimp, the whole divorce mess, and now his rebounding adventures. That's a quality poster.