Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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Soygen said:
Easy solution. Noodle just has to disguise himself as a messy table and his wife will leave him alone.
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This one hurts because of the truth

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I joke a lot about Lindz but I feel like people really think I stalk her and zaara it something. I do love my wife and im not a cheater, although if people jerk off to the idea of a forum affair I won't kill that.
 
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Cad

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moonarchia said:
Did you miss the part a few years back where she said that's exactly what her husband wants or are you just trying to be an edgelord here? I like Noodle and Lindz, and the only person who would probably not like that arrangement would be Noodles' wife.
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No I did not. Take the warning kindly, for the next warning will not be.
 
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iannis

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Noodleface said:
This one hurts because of the truth

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I joke a lot about Lindz but I feel like people really think I stalk her and zaara it something. I do love my wife and im not a cheater, although if people jerk off to the idea of a forum affair I won't kill that.
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Well I wasn't GONNA jerk off to a zaara post, but a dare is a dare.
 
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lindz

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Noodleface said:
I joke a lot about Lindz but I feel like people really think I stalk her and zaara it something. I do love my wife and im not a cheater, although if people jerk off to the idea of a forum affair I won't kill that.
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Oh are we having a forum affair? And with Zaara too? I'll take it. Can't be very satisfying though; I only show up every few months. Though I guess that's often the best way to do it.
 
Deathwing

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Sometimes post partum can be hard to put into words, if it is that. You're being a bit too hard on her.
 
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Soygen

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Sounds like he's not able to be hard on her at all.
 
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