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Goatface

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Holy fuck cost estimates were 130mil, now they're saying it's actually 270mil

was going to post this in the marvels, but anyway vanity fair fucked up
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they ninja edited it to remove the $130m, but not till after everyone had ran with it. the $130m came from this story
which just covered pre-production and 2 months of filming

also in the vanity fair story
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Ambiturner

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Meh, in this case I am with Disney. They have no obligation to old Netflix contracts. I know they do shady shit with their shows, but this isn't the same. The show isn't even going to be fully faithful to the Netflix one.

I get the Netflix creator's side, because there will be a lot of people who will watch this due to it feeling like an extension of the Netflix show which is far better than any of the Disney+ garbage.

But he's also acting like he invented the characters and Netflix didn't cancel the shows in an F U to Disney. So fuck 'em both
 
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Goatface

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Xarpolis

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I feel bad for Gemma Chan. I only say that because she's fucking gorgeous, and that alone is grounds that she would be an acceptable mother. However, she's 40 with zero kids. If she has one now, more likely than not it'll be retarded.
 

Chukzombi

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I feel bad for Gemma Chan. I only say that because she's fucking gorgeous, and that alone is grounds that she would be an acceptable mother. However, she's 40 with zero kids. If she has one now, more likely than not it'll be retarded.
Hayley Atwell is in the same boat, that beautiful woman with those big healthy child feeding titties waited too long.
 

DickTrickle

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I can't imagine why it matters whether some actress has children or not.
 
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Gravel

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Who else will we turn to to see a deranged white woman making their little boys go out in public wearing dresses if not celebrities?
 
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Gavinmad

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I can't imagine why it matters whether some actress has children or not.
Shut the fuck up faggot.


Linda Cardellini only having one is a crime but at least she has one. Steinfeld probably gonna end up being one of those 'i will have downs babies in my 40s' types too.
 
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Burns

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It's probably for the best. Who would want Gwyneth Paltrow for a mother?

Yes Daughter, slather yourself in GOOP every night!
...but mom, I'm a boy
DAUGHTER! GET IN YOUR GOOP BATH NOW!!!
 
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Intrinsic

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It's probably for the best. Who would want Gwyneth Paltrow for a mother?

Yes Daughter, slather yourself in GOOP every night!
...but mom, I'm a boy
DAUGHTER! GET IN YOUR GOOP BATH NOW!!!
And make sure to light one of my queef candles.
 
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