Marvel Universe stuff

Seananigans · Sep 25, 2023

Goatface said:
might not be totally correct

Women of MCU age (children)
Brie Larson 33 (0)
Cate Blanchett 54 (4)
Claudia Kim 38 (1)
Cobie Smulders 41 (2)
Elizabeth Olsen 34 (0)
Emilia Clarke 36 (0)
Emily VanCamp 37 (1)
Evangeline Lilly 44 (2)
Gemma Chan 40 (0)
Gwyneth Paltrow 50 (2)
Hailee Steinfeld 26 (0)
Hannah John-Kamen 34 (0)
Hayley Atwell 41 (0)
Iman Vellani 21 (0)
Jaimie Alexander 39 (0)
Judy Greer 48 (0)
Karen Gillan 35 (0)
Kat Dennings 37 (0)
Lashana Lynch 35 (0)
Laura Haddock 38 (2)
Laura Harrier 33 (0)
Leslie Bibb 48 (0)
Letitia Wright 29 (0)
Linda Cardellini 48 (1)
Liv Tyler 46 (3)
Lupita Nyong'o 40 (0)
Marisa Tomei 58 (0)
Natalie Portman 42 (2)
Pom Klementieff 37 (0)
Rachel McAdams 44 (2)
Rebecca Hall 41 (1)
Scarlett Johansson 38 (2)
Stephanie Szostak 48 (2)
Tatiana Maslany 38 (0)
Tessa Thompson 39 (0)
Teyonah Parris 36 (1)
Tilda Swinton 62 (2)
Zawe Ashton 39 (1)
Zendaya 27 (0)
Zoe Saldana 45 (3)

Is this controlled for biological children only? I'd bet doing that would shave another 20-30% off these weak-ass numbers.

Edaw · Sep 25, 2023

DickTrickle said:
I can't imagine why it matters whether some actress has children or not.

Brikker · Sep 26, 2023

Harshaw said:
Jonathan Majors Breaks Up High School Fight At In-N-Out In Hollywood

Maybe he just wanted to show them the proper way to hit a woman

Goatface · Oct 2, 2023

joz123 · Oct 2, 2023

Goatface said:
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Or maybe she just sings a song for the movie like Celine Dion did.

Xarpolis · Oct 3, 2023

Maybe she'll do a DVDA scene with Ryan, Hugh, Jennifer Garner (with a strap-on) and Morena Baccarin (also with a strap-on).

So there we go. Good luck, Taylor.

Gavinmad · Oct 3, 2023

Are they going to officially declare Deadpool is a separate universe from the main X-Men continuity then? They've already had a Dazzler cameo.

Harshaw · Oct 3, 2023

Gavinmad said:
Are they going to officially declare Deadpool is a separate universe from the main X-Men continuity then? They've already had a Dazzler cameo.

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Nobody cares about a 10 second cameo in the worst X-men film.

Homsar · Oct 3, 2023

I don't even know where that cameo came from. What movie is that

Harshaw · Oct 3, 2023

Homsar said:
I don't even know where that cameo came from. What movie is that

Dark Phoenix.

Homsar · Oct 3, 2023

Harshaw said:
Dark Phoenix.

Ok lol, i scrubbed that movie. I don't even remember anything but the horrible Apocalypse

Harshaw · Oct 3, 2023

Homsar said:
Ok lol, i scrubbed that movie. I don't even remember anything but the horrible Apocalypse

Not that one. The even worse one after that.

TBT-TheBigToe · Oct 3, 2023

Age of Apocalypse is bad. Bad bad, yet still watchable. Dark Phoenix is unwatchably bad. It's one of those movies I conveniently forget even exists until someone mentions it.

Homsar · Oct 3, 2023

God damn, I never watched that one. It was really that bad?

Angerz · Oct 3, 2023

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I think its just more likely that she invited her girlfriends, one of whom invited her husband, who in turn invited his boyfriend.

However, her as a Dazzler cameo or just a song like Celine did would be pretty funny.

Harshaw · Oct 3, 2023

Homsar said:
God damn, I never watched that one. It was really that bad?

It makes Apocalypse look good.

Gavinmad · Oct 3, 2023

Harshaw said:
Nobody cares about a 10 second cameo in the worst X-men film.

That screenshot wasn't from X-Men Origins.

Also do you really think Reynolds would allow them to do a Dazzler cameo without some kind of 4th wall break about how she was already in Dark Phoenix? Hell if I were writing it I'd write some throwaway part for Dazzler's publicist, cast Halston Sage to play the part, and then let Deadpool's head explode with the possibilities.

Also I'd totally expect some kind of apology for feeding her son through a helicopter rotor for laughs in the previous movie.

Harshaw · Oct 3, 2023

Gavinmad said:
That screenshot wasn't from X-Men Origins.

Also do you really think Reynolds would allow them to do a Dazzler cameo without some kind of 4th wall break about how she was already in Dark Phoenix? Hell if I were writing it I'd write some throwaway part for Dazzler's publicist, cast Halston Sage to play the part, and then let Deadpool's head explode with the possibilities.

Also I'd totally expect some kind of apology for feeding her son through a helicopter rotor for laughs in the previous movie.

I would rather watch Origins 10 times on repeat than Dark Phoenix.

Also, Halston Sage is a big "who?", unless you watched Orville. I expect Reynolds to gloss over her part completely. It isn't even worth a throw away joke.

Unless you are gonna give some backstory and introduce Longshot, the Shatterstar joke will fall really flat. He was literally a joke in Deadpool 2.

Chukzombi · Oct 3, 2023

is Dark Pheonix the one with Vinnie Jones as The Juggernaut? the one with the floating Golden Gate Bridge? that movie wasnt that bad. it was as ridiculous as the other X men films.

Chris · Oct 3, 2023

DickTrickle said:
I can't imagine why it matters whether some actress has children or not.

We are tracking the fall of mankind through childlessness.

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