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bolok

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I didn't know they made him gay also. I was aware that they flagged him as one of the most powerful mutants a couple of years ago. Omega level mutants. Iceman is Omega level for negative temperature manipulation, I guess (wiki).

Yeah i think they just threw some darts at some pictures at the wall to see who to make gay. I had long stopped reading the comics when that happened, but it still made the rounds. Iirc it contradicted the movies since he was dating Rogue in the movies. Whole shit was dumb.
 

Lanx

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I just found out that about a decade ago they made one of my favorite Marvel Super Heroes gay, Ice Man. WTF? I don't really keep up on comics (obviously), but this shit is absurd. IIRC the show I watched in the 80s Iceman's girlfriend was Firestar. If you want a gay superhero, create a new one. If the character is cool and compelling no one will care that he or she is gay (example: Omar from the Wire).


lulzz, the way he was "outted" is worse
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this is cannon b/c these are the real young xmen that beast pulled into the future b/c... trump? lulz i don't really know
 
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Wombat

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They are the 60s era original X-Men timetravelled to 616 from another timeline. One of the issues even explicitly has dialogue along the lines of
"How can I be gay if regular timeline me isn't?"
"Who knows how this works!"

We know how this works, modern Marvel comics literally can't have 5 characters be straight in a row. Shocking that the MCU started slumping as soon as they reached the diversity era of Marvel comics.
 

OU Ariakas

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MYSTIQUE IS A GODDAMN B LEVEL VILLAIN. Why the absolute fuck does this company think that they need to prop her up? The levels of cannon-warping that had to go on to allow her the spotlight in the last few movies was INSANE. They have so many good female characters to focus on, why the blue shapeshifting villain?
 

Bald Brah

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MYSTIQUE IS A GODDAMN B LEVEL VILLAIN. Why the absolute fuck does this company think that they need to prop her up? The levels of cannon-warping that had to go on to allow her the spotlight in the last few movies was INSANE. They have so many good female characters to focus on, why the blue shapeshifting villain?

Because Jennifer Lawrence did all those things Harvey Weinstein liked. He made her a star in return.
 
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Malakriss

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The majority of time & money spent is on the actor's makeup rather than CGI for Mystique. In a film with a dozen superpowers involving a ton of wire stunts, special effects, and post-production work she is actually the simplest one to do as a gymnast/physical fighter. Plus tits.
 
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Void

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No Rogue? No thanks.

And I mean the real Rogue, not the crappy one from the original movies. Flying around, punching faggots, calling people "Sugah," all of it. Except for the Gambit part. Fuck that dicksucking faggot. Unless they bring in Channing Tatum's version, then I'll allow it.
 
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OU Ariakas

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Shes been a main character in every X-Men movie. Not just the last run.

Yeah, but WHY? She was a fucking villain that they just make into a tragic hero because she is played by hot girls that are nearly naked? If they just follow the comic then more than half the girls are wearing shit that might as well not be there anyways. They went out of their way to make the story worse just for two blondes that cannot carry superhero movies.
 

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No Rogue? No thanks.

And I mean the real Rogue, not the crappy one from the original movies. Flying around, punching faggots, calling people "Sugah," all of it. Except for the Gambit part. Fuck that dicksucking faggot. Unless they bring in Channing Tatum's version, then I'll allow it.
She needs her own movie with an Origin story where she puts Captain Marvel into a coma stealing her powers.
 
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Xarpolis

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No Rogue? No thanks.

And I mean the real Rogue, not the crappy one from the original movies. Flying around, punching faggots, calling people "Sugah," all of it. Except for the Gambit part. Fuck that dicksucking faggot. Unless they bring in Channing Tatum's version, then I'll allow it.
Sookie Stackhouse?
 

Chris

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lulzz, the way he was "outted" is worse
HT_iceman_gay_issue_02_jef_150421.jpg

ANXM40-02-24030.jpg


this is cannon b/c these are the real young xmen that beast pulled into the future b/c... trump? lulz i don't really know
Pretty much every superhero has been made gay or has a gay son/protégé.

It's canon, but you can read it as Jean Grey using her psychic powers to make him gay.
 
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