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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Did you enjoy the cringe Jefferson Starship or the cringe fake Russian one liners more?
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I remember the days of getting excited about the movie like The Matrix , or Fight Club.
Hell I remember when American Psycho had an advertisements and I went and saw it opening day for a matinee with my buddy, and we went went and saw it again with another group of friends after going out and having a few beers and wings or something back in college.
Movie trailers used to be well a normal movie trailer. Never heard some stupid song should try to try and bait you into watching whatever film.
Don't watch this stuff. The only reason it gets made is because people are sitting there willing to waste their time on it, or subscribe to whatever service or pay a movie ticket.
Let it just die...
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Hell I remember when American Psycho had an advertisements and I went and saw it opening day for a matinee with my buddy, and we went went and saw it again with another group of friends after going out and having a few beers and wings or something back in college.
Movie trailers used to be well a normal movie trailer. Never heard some stupid song should try to try and bait you into watching whatever film.
Don't watch this stuff. The only reason it gets made is because people are sitting there willing to waste their time on it, or subscribe to whatever service or pay a movie ticket.
Let it just die...
Talk to text....
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There are no water cooler moments in MCU movies anymore .
Hey Brad, how was your weekend?
Brad: I took the kids to see The Avengers Infinity War film.
Greg: is that the one with the big purple dude?
Brad: yeah that's Thanos, he is after all those magic rocks from the other movies, they're called "Infinity Stones". Thanos is a beast, he wrecks that whole movie and it ends with a big cliffhanger.
Greg: aww shit, that sounds badass. I gotta check it out this weekend.
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Greg: hey Brad, how was your weekend?
Brad: I took the kids to see Captain America:Brave New World.
Greg: is that the one with the new black guy as Cap?
Brad: yeah, and he has to stop President Ross who also can turn into the Red Hulk.
Greg: does the new Cap have super powers?
Brad: no, but he still has his Falcon wings that have machine guns on them.
Greg: why didn't he just stay as Falcon then and let Cap be somebody else with super powers that can fight the Red Hulk?
Brad: because The new Cap is black and the only other super that could be Cap is his friend Bucky and that would be racist because Steve gave Falcon his shield. Plus, Bucky was brainwashed to be an assassin. That means he's bad and can't ever be trusted.
Greg: what about Black Widow?
Brad: Because she changed sides and was good.
Greg: what were we talking about? I gotta go.
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Thinking about it, it seems odd that Thunderbolts was the movie Marvel put the Super Bowl marketing behind - unless they've already written off Captain Falcon.
Especially since we've seen 95% of Thunderbolts at this point, right?
Movie probably opens with Julia Louis-Dreyfus testifying before Congress saying there are no heroes.
Cut to 'team' member introductions / refreshers for those that no longer have encyclopedic memories of things like Ant-Man and the Wasp (Yelena at the guinea pig biolab, Walker at home. etc.)
Yelena visits Red Guardian detailing her unhappiness.
Walker / Yelena / Ghost / Taskmaster get hired to (unknowingly) release Sentry. Taskmaster gets killed - the 'team' doesn't kill her directly but also doesn't go out of their way to prevent it. Survivors go with Yelena to Red Guardian for help avoiding JLD's cleanup crews / prison owners (if they even are separate entities).
Bucky runs into JLD at the fancy dinner and puts the pieces together. Takes out the cleanup crews and then captures the team in the desert sequence.
Bucky and team go after JLD in her headquarters in Avengers tower.
Sentry initially shows up to stop them but slides into The Void, becomes main antagonist.
Team saves some civilians then convinces Sentry to retake control.
Spinning for the media, JLD introduces team + Sentry as *Insert Actual Team Name Here*
Especially since we've seen 95% of Thunderbolts at this point, right?
Movie probably opens with Julia Louis-Dreyfus testifying before Congress saying there are no heroes.
Cut to 'team' member introductions / refreshers for those that no longer have encyclopedic memories of things like Ant-Man and the Wasp (Yelena at the guinea pig biolab, Walker at home. etc.)
Yelena visits Red Guardian detailing her unhappiness.
Walker / Yelena / Ghost / Taskmaster get hired to (unknowingly) release Sentry. Taskmaster gets killed - the 'team' doesn't kill her directly but also doesn't go out of their way to prevent it. Survivors go with Yelena to Red Guardian for help avoiding JLD's cleanup crews / prison owners (if they even are separate entities).
Bucky runs into JLD at the fancy dinner and puts the pieces together. Takes out the cleanup crews and then captures the team in the desert sequence.
Bucky and team go after JLD in her headquarters in Avengers tower.
Sentry initially shows up to stop them but slides into The Void, becomes main antagonist.
Team saves some civilians then convinces Sentry to retake control.
Spinning for the media, JLD introduces team + Sentry as *Insert Actual Team Name Here*
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You left out the most important part:
Do we get to see Yelena's tits or not?
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