Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

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goishen

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Right now, after Utnayan's review, I have to see it for myself.

Maybe this is the new normal. Laughing at games because they're so bad. MST3K style.
 
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Utnayan

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Chanur said:
With how bad this has turned out so far I am actually annoyed at my girlfriend for pre buying this for me.
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I do t think anyone saw this big of a shit show coming. I mean I thought it most likely wouldn't be a great game but playable due to the media black outs and lack of any info, but I never would have thought it would be this terrible.

This is epic levels of what the fuck. inmean it honestly looks like some sick experiment.
 
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Utnayan said:
I do t think anyone saw this big of a shit show coming. I mean I thought it most likely wouldn't be a great game but playable due to the media black outs and lack of any info, but I never would have thought it would be this terrible.

This is epic levels of what the fuck. inmean it honestly looks like some sick experiment.
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Tuck your cock in and learn to like it. It's there year 2017 and this is our future.
 
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Daezuel

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I think I might just have to fuck myself over and lose my $25 back from the preorder and return this shit unopened. Fuck supporting this level of incompetency. Whomever was in charge of this piece of shit should never make another game again and fuck EA for mishandling every fucking thing they do.

What happened to that company that gave us Archon, Mail Order Monsters, Skate or Die!, The Bard's Tale?

Just trash can this entire company and start over.
 
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Frenzied Wombat

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Zaara said:
Well sure hope this is instruction for other companies going forward.

Catering to the screaming shrill SJW minority by hiring on a team of people unqualified to do their jobs means you make a bad game.

Ten years ago if you were a developer/whatever going around posting your reverse-misogynist bullshit for your customers to see, it would be a fast track to getting canned. Now having an opinion on SJW bullshit seems to actually be part of these people's resumes.

You're not hired to have an opinion. You're there to make a fucking game to standard. And apparently Bioware's new standard is ham-faced desexualized paper dolls and shitty off-label ME tumblr fanfic.
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This is where you're unfortunately wrong. If you've been watching the SJW playbook, then you know that no amount of condemnation or ridicule will make them realize their failings. Quite the contrary, it just makes them try harder. If this game tanks financially, it will be blamed on "haters" like us, or "gamergaters", or "white males", or whatever other boogeyman they can use to divert blame away from themselves and take responsibility.
 
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what the fuck?

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Lenas

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I don't see what's so bad with the female krogan. Not that the rest of this shit doesn't look bad, but that's been the least offensive to me.
 
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This thread might start to surpass Pantheon as "Most fun I've had with a game that isn't out yet".
 
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