Mass stabbing at Pennsylvania high school

Thread starter Noodleface
Start date Apr 9, 2014

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick

Apr 9, 2014

#1

Here we go again boys:

20 injured in Pittsburgh-area high school stabbings, authorities say - CNN.com

FUCK FUCKED UP THE TITLE SHIT

Louis

Trakanon Raider

Apr 9, 2014

#2

Ban knives.

Eorkern

Bronze Squire

Apr 9, 2014

#3

We should regulate the number of knifes anyone can carry.

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick

Apr 9, 2014

#4

from reddit someone said he was dual-wielding knives running down the hall swinging wildly.. might be onto something.

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande

Apr 9, 2014

#5

Yes, I'm sure the body/blood/injury count would have been a lot lower if the kid had only been allowed to exercise his 2nd amendment right.

Alex

Still a Music Elitist

Apr 9, 2014

#6

Noodleface_sl said:
from reddit someone said he was dual-wielding knives running down the hall swinging wildly.. might be onto something.

Should've done Battle Cry beforehand.

Louis

Trakanon Raider

Apr 9, 2014

#7

Should have used 2 shields instead.

Lejina

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

<Bronze Donator>

Apr 9, 2014

#8

Noodleface_sl said:
from reddit someone said he was dual-wielding knives running down the hall swinging wildly.. might be onto something.

Ban rangers.

Flank_sl

shitlord

Apr 9, 2014

#9

20 injuries an no fatalities? Yeah, ban knives.

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick

Apr 9, 2014

#10

Actually one girl who was stabbed rushed back and put pressure on her friend's wounds. Doctors came out to thank her for saving her friend's life.

chthonic-anemos

bitchute.com/video/EvyOjOORbg5l/

Apr 9, 2014

#11

Nerf healers.

Quineloe

Ahn'Qiraj Raider

Apr 9, 2014

#12

Flank_sl said:
20 injuries an no fatalities? Yeah, ban knives.

Must have been a tiny knife, because knife wounds are usually pretty terrible

bleedat

Molten Core Raider

Apr 9, 2014

#13

jihad

mkopec

<Gold Donor>

Apr 9, 2014

#14

I blame World of Warcraft! Ban video games!

Grumath_sl

shitlord

Apr 9, 2014

#15

mkopec_sl said:
I blame World of Warcraft! Ban video games!

That's what the NRA does every time. Fuck Wayne LaPierre.

mkopec

<Gold Donor>

Apr 9, 2014

#16

edit: All jokes aside, thats a shitty thing that happened. Im glad there were no fatalities. Im sure it could of been a lot worse.

kegkilla

The Big Mod

<Banned>

Apr 9, 2014

#17

damnit all the good jokes have already been used

TJ Lazer_sl

shitlord

Apr 9, 2014

#18

Kegkilla_sl said:
damnit all the good jokes have already been used

the nerdbros laugh at anything you say anyways, go for it, its never stopped you before

Ambiturner

Ssraeszha Raider

Apr 9, 2014

#19

Quineloe_sl said:
Must have been a tiny knife, because knife wounds are usually pretty terrible

They're not like they are in the movies. You can have pretty deep knife wounds without a lot of bleeding

TheBeagle

JunkiesNetwork Donor

Apr 9, 2014

#20

INB4 ban kn...god damnit.

Show hidden low quality content

You must log in or register to reply here.

Share: