Mayo or Miracle Whip?

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There is only oneMayo
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It's the best

Miracle Whipis disgusting when used as mayo. But that's not its purpose, for there are legit uses for this otherwise terrible product. It's good in certain types of salads - like chicken salad. Don't let me mislead, dukes is still great in chicken salad and miracle whip is not persay best, but it's a different product. It is sweeter. Chicken salad on mini rolls served at a pot luck is sometimes better with its sweeter touch.

Spicy Mustard: Most people that don't like mayo do like mustard and vice versa. It's a palette thing.
What's your favorite Spicy Mustard?
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Gulden's is what my family ate and it seems to be the best available, but I feel like it can be beaten.
Arby's Spicy Mustardis excellent and I suggest adding it to anything turkey/ham, but I don't know its company offhand.
 
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The kind of person that prefers miracle whip to mayo is the kind that prefers sucking homeless dick to not.
 
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I usually eat mustard on sandwiches. If mustard is not available then I will take Miracles Whip over Mayo. It has more flavor and less calories. I just put a super thin layer of either on though. It's more to waterproof the bread than to actually change the flavor of the sandwich much. Putting tons of mayo on a sandwich is not good eats.
 
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What's with all the people in this thread acting like you can't eat mustard and mayo on a sandwich? What's all this either or shit
 
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Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:
What's with all the people in this thread acting like you can't eat mustard and mayo on a sandwich? What's all this either or shit
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Agreed. I usually only eat mustard as it's basically calorie-free, but when I make a real sub, it gets both.
 
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When people say they hate mayo, I have to remind myself that there are people who don't like jelly. Just like I'd never want peanut butter without jelly, if I have a BLT, it has to have mayo or miracle whip. I consider them to be like grape vs. strawberry jelly, and it's possible to like both
 
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pemulis_sl said:
Just like I'd never want peanut butter without jelly, if I have a BLT, it has to have mayo or miracle whip. I consider them to be like grape vs. strawberry jelly, and it's possible to like both
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1) Mayo
2) Grape
3) You're a heathen.
 
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I wonder what correlation exists between fatties and people who like mayo.
 
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Eomer_sl said:
I don't know if I hate it, necessarily. I just don't much like it. The main problem is that most restaurants, whether fast food or sit-down, are completely irresponsible with it. If they could be trusted to put just a wee little bit on there, fine, I can deal with that. But it seems like North Americans in general have managed to dull their taste buds with their constant consumption of shitty food that they have to absolutely DUMP mayo and other condiments in massive quantities on everything.

I feel much the same about most other condiments, and even salad dressing. When I get Subway, I have to go out of my way to say "yeah, just a little bit of mustard please. And I mean as little as you can put. Just a teeny bit!" Because if you just say "a little mustard please" they'll grab the bottle, squeeze as hard as they can, and go back and forth over it 5 fucking times. And even then it's 50/50 that I end up with a sandwich that leaks mustard out the back as I'm eating it.
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I agree with you on this, and I actually like almost all condiments. Last time I ate at McDonald's (years ago), I had a grilled chicken and there was literally as much mayo as there was everything else on the sandwich. Same kinna thing happened at a Subway where they dumped half a packet of guac on my sandwich, thinking I'd be OK with that. "Most people ask for more than that..." Fuck. No.
 
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I made egg salad with miracle whip once when I was younger and stupid. It was fucking nasty.

Mayo only.
 
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pemulis_sl said:
When people say they hate mayo, I have to remind myself that there are people who don't like jelly. Just like I'd never want peanut butter without jelly, if I have a BLT, it has to have mayo or miracle whip. I consider them to be like grape vs. strawberry jelly, and it's possible to like both
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I eat peanut butter without jelly all the time... Marshmellow Fluff, Nutella, alone on toast or with milk, on celery.
 
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