Men's Bar Soap for Showering

TheNozz · Aug 25, 2018

Zapatta said:
Not a bar but, for giggles I bought some hippy-dippy socialist magic mushroom eater hemp oil / tea tree oil soap on an Amazon lightning deal. I would have never guessed but its been a life changer. Castile Soaps are oil based so you arent drying out your skin / hair. I do all body with it and because of the anti-bacterial / anti-fungal properties of the tea tree oil I have no more dandruff, no more jock itch, no more athelete's foot, no more pimples on my ass and back. Dont need conditioner for my hair anymore because it isnt stripping all the oil out . It takes getting used to because it doesnt lather up as much as traditional detergent based soaps and it doesnt give you that I just sandblasted off the top layer of skin feeling, but it gets you clean.

Socialism may not work but their nudist commune soap does.

I'm going to give this a shot with the citrus scent

ToeMissile · Sep 3, 2018

Xarpolis · Sep 4, 2018

TheNozz said:
I'm going to give this a shot with the citrus scent

I don't do liquid soap, but I found that they also made bar soap. I'm going to try the Mint variety as soon as my Grandpa's Soap is gone. About 2 months from now.

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Xarpolis · Sep 10, 2018

So I started my 4th bar of Grandpa's soap the other day. This is the Buttermilk one.

When I first took it out of the box, the bar was damp. I wasn't sure why because it was away from water, but then I realized it was an incredibly humid day. However, it hasn't been nearly as humid since then, and the soap is the soap is always "wet". It's the weakest of all Grandpa soaps I've tried, both in cleaning power as well as the bar firmness. It's extremely slippery and I already dropped it. The entire corner pushed in like a small milk carton. Not at all like a regular bar of soap. It also has very few lather bubbles. I don't really feel like it's doing that much. As far as the scent, when it was in the box still, it smelled decent. However, now that it's actually in my shower, the smell is borderline bad. With the dampness of this bar, I'm estimating that I'll "maybe" get 3 weeks at the most out of it. The first 3 bars all gave ma month each.

Up next is Oatmeal. I'm looking forward for that one.

Chukzombi · Sep 10, 2018

so i started this thread thinking it was a joke and you guys were goofing on supposed men talking about their perfumed fag soaps. now after reading up to now, i just added that grandpa pine tar soap on my order list. WTF. i always got the 8 pack for 3.50 blue arctic blast Ivory Spring because its not as powerful as that green ivory spring and lasts a fucking long time. or i use the Old Spice bars of soap. its the stuff i associate with how old school men smell. i never thought about using anything else. pine tar soap has me curious and some of you guys talking about how it draws in the ladies? i have to get it now just so i can call you guys faggots or join your pine tar jesus cult.

Lanx · Sep 10, 2018

so after using half a bottle of dove my wife says she hates it, it doesn't feel as nice as old spice lulz, but she doesn't want to smell like man. i showed her old spice doesn't actually say "for men" whereas axe actually does.

oh well, time to see olay or whatever girl soap is out there.

... · Sep 10, 2018

I used a whole pine-tar soap up. it worked good, wife said it smelled real nice.

I ordered a box of pinetar, charcoal and epsom salt versions, so i plan to do a 3 day back to back test of which the wife prefers and which de-stanks me the best.

Regime · Sep 10, 2018

Trying out Irish Spring with Aloe.

I smell like a fucking Leprechaun.

tyen · Sep 10, 2018

Im glad there are other men still out there that use Bar Soap like a boss.

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Cupcaek · Sep 10, 2018

Chukzombi said:
so i started this thread thinking it was a joke and you guys were goofing on supposed men talking about their perfumed fag soaps. now after reading up to now, i just added that grandpa pine tar soap on my order list. WTF. i always got the 8 pack for 3.50 blue arctic blast Ivory Spring because its not as powerful as that green ivory spring and lasts a fucking long time. or i use the Old Spice bars of soap. its the stuff i associate with how old school men smell. i never thought about using anything else. pine tar soap has me curious and some of you guys talking about how it draws in the ladies? i have to get it now just so i can call you guys faggots or join your pine tar jesus cult.

Ladies love pine tar, have had many discussions with guys on my baseball team about it. We have some spray on pine tar, that naturally blows everywhere when you spray it on your bat. Leaves the residue smell on you and wives/girlfriends go crazy over it. Might have to pick up some of this soap as I didnt know it was a thing till just now.

Chukzombi · Sep 10, 2018

Cupcaek said:
Ladies love pine tar, have had many discussions with guys on my baseball team about it. We have some spray on pine tar, that naturally blows everywhere when you spray it on your bat. Leaves the residue smell on you and wives/girlfriends go crazy over it. Might have to pick up some of this soap as I didnt know it was a thing till just now.

i dunno if there is a how to pick up chicks thread on this board, but since this is soap related i think its ok to drop here. when you do your laundry, be sure to use Snuggle fabric softener. ive gotten quite a few compliments from females on it. one time a chick came right up to me and put her nose on my shirt to smell it and then tell me she just loves Snuggle. she started sending me naked pics after that. i work with her and shes married so i brushed it off (but still fapped to those pics). the pine tar thing is something i never heard of, even though i know women love the smell of pine cones.

3301 · Sep 10, 2018

... said:
I used a whole pine-tar soap up. it worked good, wife said it smelled real nice.

I ordered a box of pinetar, charcoal and epsom salt versions, so i plan to do a 3 day back to back test of which the wife prefers and which de-stanks me the best.

A nice epsom salt bath really destinks things for a good half a day or more. Also raises your magnesium level, which most people need.

Kiroy · Sep 10, 2018

Chukzombi said:
i dunno if there is a how to pick up chicks thread on this board, but since this is soap related i think its ok to drop here. when you do your laundry, be sure to use Snuggle fabric softener. ive gotten quite a few compliments from females on it. one time a chick came right up to me and put her nose on my shirt to smell it and then tell me she just loves Snuggle. she started sending me naked pics after that. i work with her and shes married so i brushed it off (but still fapped to those pics). the pine tar thing is something i never heard of, even though i know women love the smell of pine cones.

I'm not in the picking up chicks scene but my wife and I were at a vrbo and they had washed all their blankets with "Ultra Downy Infusions - Lavender" fabric softener and it drove her fucking wild. Sounds girly but could work for you single ready to mingle fuckers? I like the smell and i'm a pine tar user who usually hates fu fu girly smells.

Kiroy · Sep 10, 2018

Xarpolis said:
So I started my 4th bar of Grandpa's soap the other day. This is the Buttermilk one.

When I first took it out of the box, the bar was damp. I wasn't sure why because it was away from water, but then I realized it was an incredibly humid day. However, it hasn't been nearly as humid since then, and the soap is the soap is always "wet". It's the weakest of all Grandpa soaps I've tried, both in cleaning power as well as the bar firmness. It's extremely slippery and I already dropped it. The entire corner pushed in like a small milk carton. Not at all like a regular bar of soap. It also has very few lather bubbles. I don't really feel like it's doing that much. As far as the scent, when it was in the box still, it smelled decent. However, now that it's actually in my shower, the smell is borderline bad. With the dampness of this bar, I'm estimating that I'll "maybe" get 3 weeks at the most out of it. The first 3 bars all gave ma month each.

Up next is Oatmeal. I'm looking forward for that one.

You already went through the pine tar right? Kind of a middling review? I just ordered a 6 pack again. Think I already said this but it's all I used. It's awesome because it's great for me after some hard work and it acts as a great manly subtle cologne. Scent lasts a while too.

Kiroy · Sep 10, 2018

mcdj22 said:
A nice epsom salt bath really destinks things for a good half a day or more. Also raises your magnesium level, which most people need.

I think a lot of the appeal of the more natural soaps is you don't want to neutralize your natural oils, odors and scents. You want to compliment them. That's assuming you're not a naturally stanky fuck.

Chukzombi · Sep 10, 2018

Kiroy said:
I'm not in the picking up chicks scene but my wife and I were at a vrbo and they had washed all their blankets with "Ultra Downy Infusions - Lavender" fabric softener and it drove her fucking wild. Sounds girly but could work? I like the smell and i'm a pine tar user who usually hates fu fu girly smells.

me neither, but making chicks happy with you even if you arent planning on having sex with them is always a plus. its not a cuck feminist thing, it just makes life easier for everyone.

-edit
ordered my pine tar soap. 11 bucks

Kiroy · Sep 10, 2018

Chukzombi said:
me neither, but making chicks happy with you even if you arent planning on having sex with them is always a plus. its not a cuck feminist thing, it just makes life easier for everyone.

-edit
ordered my pine tar soap. 11 bucks

I see you got the three pack

Enjoy smelling like a mix of 'just got back from camping around a fire' and 'i moonlight as a lumberjack'

3301 · Sep 10, 2018

Kiroy said:
I think a lot of the appeal of the more natural soaps is you don't want to neutralize your natural oils, odors and scents. You want to compliment them. That's assuming you're not a naturally stanky fuck.

Bad diet really ups the stink factor for me. Soaking in an epsom salt bath gets rid of it for awhile. Definitely more armpit and groin stank without a bath in a day (I take about one bath a week now, showering the other days of course). I also add in baking soda and ascorbic acid (vitamin c powder, neutralizes the chlorine in the water so my skin doesn’t reek of chlorine).

The baths at first were strange. Some gross funk was in my sweat that it was slowly pulling out of me for the first couple months. It was like a milky sour sweat. Then it went away completely and hasn’t come back.

Xarpolis · Sep 10, 2018

Kiroy said:
You already went through the pine tar right? Kind of a middling review? I just ordered a 6 pack again. Think I already said this but it's all I used. It's awesome because it's great for me after some hard work and it acts as a great manly subtle cologne. Scent lasts a while too.

Pine tar was the very first one that I tried. For some reason I thought it was the charcoal, but it was dark in the room when I packed it for Japan. I really liked it, but I still prefer charcoal the most. Pine Tar is easily #2 though.

Kiroy · Sep 10, 2018

Xarpolis said:
Pine tar was the very first one that I tried. For some reason I thought it was the charcoal, but it was dark in the room when I packed it for Japan. I really liked it, but I still prefer charcoal the most. Pine Tar is easily #2 though.

interesting

I love charcoal soap (when done right very rare, but probably my favorite) but I hate grandpa's charcoal, but I love love love their pine tar.

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