Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)

Chukzombi · Jul 16, 2023

Drinsic said:
The movie is literally 2 hours and 49 minutes long. It's basically 3 hours. It's a long fucking movie. Either it started before 7:10 or it ended after 8:45. Or the theater pranked you and presented a shortened version (lol). Your shit's all wrong.

maybe it was an intermission and he walked in on the second half of the film. do movies still have intermissions?

DickTrickle · Jul 16, 2023

Chukzombi said:
is this a flop too?

It will probably have better legs than Indy 5 but this too had a $300 million budget. It seems like it's on track to probably play about the same as the last movie or a little bit worse. I wouldn't say it's in flop territory yet but it's underperforming relative to its budget.

DickTrickle · Jul 16, 2023

Xarpolis said:
While I did have some drinks prior to the movie, I wasn't the drunken one. I was the driver. We were out having dinner and a beer or two (he had around seven, but that's all good), and his brother showed up late as well. We drove to the movie as soon as our check came in. Really weren't expecting it to take that long. As far as 2.5 hours, that seems horribly misleading. The movie had a start time of 7:10 (EDIT: 7:00 start), but there's typically around 20 minutes of other shit before the movie starts. We ended up getting there around 7:45. But then the movie ended it was only at 8:45. I was surprised at how short it actually was.

You're insane. Either you're fucking retarded or you somehow got a cut of the movie that was way different than everyone else did. Do you really think that the whole of the internet is lying about the runtime or is there something about your situation? You've been snorting too many steelbooks to think straight.

DickTrickle · Jul 16, 2023

Angerz · Jul 16, 2023

Chukzombi said:
maybe it was an intermission and he walked in on the second half of the film. do movies still have intermissions?

India does, when they get a western movie over like 2 hours, either the studio recuts in an intermission spot, or the indian distributor just picks a spot and says BREAK TIME, GET SNACKS, PEE, RECONVINE IN 15 MINUTES or whatever while the score plays.

Caliane · Jul 16, 2023

Xarpolis said:
While I did have some drinks prior to the movie, I wasn't the drunken one. I was the driver. We were out having dinner and a beer or two (he had around seven, but that's all good), and his brother showed up late as well. We drove to the movie as soon as our check came in. Really weren't expecting it to take that long. As far as 2.5 hours, that seems horribly misleading. The movie had a start time of 7:10 (EDIT: 7:00 start), but there's typically around 20 minutes of other shit before the movie starts. We ended up getting there around 7:45. But then the movie ended it was only at 8:45. I was surprised at how short it actually was.

describe the movie you watched.

was there animated people made out of ire and water? or an animated teenage kraken? did it have a mad goose wizard?

Chukzombi · Jul 16, 2023

Angerz said:
India does, when they get a western movie over like 2 hours, either the studio recuts in an intermission spot, or the indian distributor just picks a spot and says BREAK TIME, GET SNACKS, PEE, RECONVINE IN 15 MINUTES or whatever while the score plays.

i think the last film or maybe the only film i went to which had an intermission was maybe Return Of The King or King Kong? i dont remember anymore.

Caliane · Jul 16, 2023

imax Hateful Eight had an intermission.

joz123 · Jul 16, 2023

Planet Terror/Death Proof had an intermission.

Ambiturner · Jul 16, 2023

Xarpolis said:
While I did have some drinks prior to the movie, I wasn't the drunken one. I was the driver. We were out having dinner and a beer or two (he had around seven, but that's all good), and his brother showed up late as well. We drove to the movie as soon as our check came in. Really weren't expecting it to take that long. As far as 2.5 hours, that seems horribly misleading. The movie had a start time of 7:10 (EDIT: 7:00 start), but there's typically around 20 minutes of other shit before the movie starts. We ended up getting there around 7:45. But then the movie ended it was only at 8:45. I was surprised at how short it actually was.

This is Chuk level

DickTrickle · Jul 16, 2023

We'll eventually find out he watched two episodes of the original series while at home.

joz123 · Jul 16, 2023

Ambiturner said:
This is Chuk level

Chukzombi · Jul 16, 2023

joz123 said:
Planet Terror/Death Proof had an intermission.

gosh, i think you're right. i looked it up and it was King Kong with an intermission. ok so two movies i saw in theaters with an intermission. i kinda forgot about Grindhouse even though Mary Elizabeth and Rosario are in Death Proof.

Xarpolis · Jul 16, 2023

Caliane said:
describe the movie you watched.

was there animated people made out of ire and water? or an animated teenage kraken? did it have a mad goose wizard?

When I got to the theater, the MI6 people were in a cave or something making Masks for Tom & the girl, but there was a problem. And Ving Rhames kept talking about "The Entity". I laughed at how stupid that name was, and he just kept saying it.

So I saw the bike jump onto the train and the big derailment. The part I watched was entertaining at least. It was just short.

Daezuel · Jul 16, 2023

Xarpolis said:
When I got to the theater, the MI6 people were in a cave or something making Masks for Tom & the girl, but there was a problem. And Ving Rhames kept talking about "The Entity". I laughed at how stupid that name was, and he just kept saying it.

So I saw the bike jump onto the train and the big derailment. The part I watched was entertaining at least. It was just short.

lol this is well over an hour into the movie, pretty close to the end.

DickTrickle · Jul 16, 2023

Xarpolis said:
When I got to the theater, the MI6 people were in a cave or something making Masks for Tom & the girl, but there was a problem. And Ving Rhames kept talking about "The Entity". I laughed at how stupid that name was, and he just kept saying it.

So I saw the bike jump onto the train and the big derailment. The part I watched was entertaining at least. It was just short.

Do you still not accept that this is actually a two and a half hour plus movie and you just came later than you thought? Maybe you went to the wrong theater for your tickets.

Is the entire world in a conspiracy against you?

joz123 · Jul 16, 2023

Xarpolis said:
When I got to the theater, the MI6 people were in a cave or something making Masks for Tom & the girl, but there was a problem. And Ving Rhames kept talking about "The Entity". I laughed at how stupid that name was, and he just kept saying it.

So I saw the bike jump onto the train and the big derailment. The part I watched was entertaining at least. It was just short.

Xarpolis · Jul 16, 2023

DickTrickle said:
Do you still not accept that this is actually a two and a half hour plus movie and you just came later than you thought? Maybe you went to the wrong theater for your tickets.

Is the entire world in a conspiracy against you?

No, I understand that I must have gotten there later than I thought. But looking at things from the day, and random pictures are telling a slightly different story. I'll just buy another ticket to see it again.

Chukzombi · Jul 16, 2023

Xarpolis said:
No, I understand that I must have gotten there later than I thought. But looking at things from the day, and random pictures are telling a slightly different story. I'll just buy another ticket to see it again.

have you ever considered you and your party were abducted and anally probed by aliens for an hour before being returned to the theater?

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chthonic-anemos · Jul 16, 2023

Chukzombi said:
have you ever considered you and your party were abducted and anally probed by aliens for an hour before being returned to the theater?

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