Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Big Phoenix

Big Phoenix

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
<Gold Donor>
46,764
99,847
Wonder when the guy will have to slow down. Dude is 53 years old but looks 40. Maybe Xenu has the secrets to stop aging?
 
Xarpolis

Xarpolis

Life's a Dream
14,852
16,665
OEiGB73.png
 
Malkav

Malkav

French Madman
2,686
1,583
Watched it yesterday, it was fun.

And god, the british chick was hot.

Loved it when
the bad guy got trapped in the box at the end, after Ethan told him "I will put you in a box" a few moments before. That was quite litteral.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
j00t

j00t

Silver Baronet of the Realm
7,380
7,477
we've known it's been in the works for a while. this was the reason why justice league had to cgi superman's mustache out, as he was already under contract with MI-6.
henry-cavill-facial-hair-digitally-removed-justice-league-04.jpg
 
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
81,472
162,902
It's hard to describe just what a stupid piece of shit this movie is.
 
  • 1Picard
  • 1Pathetic
Reactions: 1 users
DickTrickle

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
13,530
15,819
I found this film weak, especially narratively. The villain was almost nothing. It felt like it was just a bunch of set pieces put together.
 
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
81,472
162,902
DickTrickle said:
I found this film weak, especially narratively. The villain was almost nothing. It felt like it was just a bunch of set pieces put together.
Click to expand...

The ending where they magically put him in a bulletproof box that they set up exactly in that 1 place was the retard cherry on the moron sundae. Everyone using dart guns in thr Prime Minister scene was pretty fucking retarded too
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Deathwing

Deathwing

<Bronze Donator>
16,945
7,963
If you're expecting more out of these films than some rich guy wanting to do cool stunts and set pieces, that's on you, not the film.
 
Xarpolis

Xarpolis

Life's a Dream
14,852
16,665
I'm not looking at the movie as a well-written masterpiece. Mission Impossible is an ACTION MOVIE, and it works as that. Those motorcycle scenes were incredible.
 
Araysar

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
81,472
162,902
Xarpolis said:
Mission Impossible is an ACTION MOVIE, and it works as that.
Click to expand...

It absolutely does not because the action is laughable and preposterous. Swimming to replace giant novelty ID cards in an underwater fault while having a giant color coded oxygen meter on your forearm so your 72 IQ audience can follow the laughable barebones plot?? Its nonsense.

Xarpolis said:
Those motorcycle scenes were incredible.
Click to expand...

I thought they were pretty boring. I say this as a motorcycle rider myself.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.