Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

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iannis

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Roll 'er in flour and find the wet spot!

Except mist isn't fat. I can accept the proposition that mist has a penis, and I will accept that said penis is up to six and one half inches long. What I cannot accept is that she's a 5 foot tall soccer ball. No. Mist looks like, if it weren't for the fact she was white, the she could be lead singer in a japanese boy band.

Paint her blue, dust her with glitter, and put a blonde wig on her!
 
Izo

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Technically we don't know if Mist's gender, pre of post op status or even race. She could be a Martian for all we know.
 
Izo

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She could be from the inferior part of the gene pool. Anything is possible. Pics or it didn't happen.
 
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a_skeleton_02_sl said:
It's 2015 if you can't find sexual pleasure by watching a 4.5 foot tall suicidal tranny stroke his dick while he sobs uncontrollably on camera because he's doing it to pay off his bipolar moms credit card bills then you my friend are sexually stunted.

On the other hand, if you can't find pleasure by having rough hetero "consensual" but not really consensual sex with a 4.5 tall suicidal lesbian while she sobs uncontrollably because she's doing it to pay off her bipolar moms credit card bills while a future member of European royalty videotapes it for your friends on an online internet forum then you my friend are sexually stunted.
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You should write lemons.
 
Izo

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Mists, who was your favorite character in SW:FA? The cat BB-8, the brown storm trooper, the Hispanic pilot, the grandpa Solo, the whiny faggot Kylo or the strong independent tranny Rey?
 
Mist

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Cucktacular isn't a great adjective to describe a person. It's more like something that would describe a place or event. Like "This thread is a Cucktacular Extravaganza of Cuckish Cucks."
There's your grammar lesson for the day, kids.
 
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Mist

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Izo_sl said:
Mists, who was your favorite character in SW:FA? The cat BB-8, the brown storm trooper, the Hispanic pilot, the grandpa Solo, the whiny faggot Kylo or the strong independent tranny Rey?
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No fucking idea, I work 4-midnight on Fridays and then 9am to 10pm on Saturdays, and I'm working from home right now.
 
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Mist

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PS: My life sucks so much dick that I should probably just start sucking dicks.
 
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Mist

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Izo_sl said:
Technically we don't know if Mist's gender, pre of post op status or even race. She could be a Martian for all we know.
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I prefer to think of myself as an Androgynous A.I. Dragonkin. My preferred pronoun is Schwiftyim.
 
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iannis

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I dunno man. I dunno. a_skeleton_02 talks a big game, but you get that feeling that there's gonna be some fucked up shit goin down. Some really mind bending fucking trannies in the wal-mart parking lot kind of shit.

You need to get good and drunk first. And you need to make it clear beforehand that puking on him comes at an extra charge.
 
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Iannis_sl said:
I dunno man. I dunno. a_skeleton_02 talks a big game, but you get that feeling that there's gonna be some fucked up shit goin down. Some really mind bending fucking trannies in the wal-mart parking lot kind of shit.

You need to get good and drunk first. And you need to make it clear beforehand that puking on him comes at an extra charge.
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I don't do puke unless you mean by throat fucking side effects. And I'm the Dom so if anyone is getting puked on its him.

Mist, PM me your number. WhatsApp or what ever you people use.
 
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