Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

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a_skeleton_02

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Izo_sl said:
Oh, science. I see. Well then, tell us more about those facials you find hilarious. What's more hilarious to you, the black man dripping from his mamba after he rekt your rectal sphincters, the yellow man banzai pew pew and sushi, or the white supremacists pulsing load that just showers you in thick unending poz load goo?
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Jesus make the even most fun conversations awful.

No wonder you people are being bred out of existence.
 
iannis

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a_skeleton_02_sl said:
Don't give Mist anymore attention, now that we know she is a middle aged cat lady it's no longer entertaining.

This thread is now an IZO thread. Have you ever been sexually dominated by a woman Izo?
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Oh, I see. You didn't realize this is entertaining BECAUSE mist is a middle aged lesbian cat lady.

You got something against middle aged cat people? I'm middle aged. I've got a cat. When she dies, I'll get another one just like her and move the counter up +1. I've had this cat for 3 of her lives. She's come back to me twice. I expect her to come back again. Because I feed her and scratch her butt for her. We have an understanding, me and this cat. I don't know her name. I just know that she's my buddy. She knows the same. Me, i've got mastery of the food and electricity and shit. She thinks that's neat. Her, she's got some weird reincarnation shit going on, and I think that's neat.

When you make friends with a cat you come to understand what friendship truly is. Dog people are so needy it's pathetic.
 
Mist

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Izo_sl said:
Oh, science. I see. Well then, tell us more about those facials you find hilarious. What's more hilarious to you, the black man dripping from his mamba after he rekt your rectal sphincters, the yellow man banzai pew pew and sushi, or the white supremacists pulsing load that just showers you in thick unending poz load goo?
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I just think watching sluts get faceblasted is fucking funny.
 
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iannis

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Birds are entirely different. My uncle has a bird. Birds don't understand very much. I guess they don't really need to. They just like to ride on your shoulder and be part of the flock, and they try to groom you. Friendly little creature but the points of contact are minimal.

At least they're smart enough to be trainable. When I offer it a peanut it knows it's time to go back to the perch, and he'll either say "bye-bye" and go eat his peanut, or he'll say "pretty bird" which seems to mean... no, fuck you. I'm not done standing on your shoulder yet you ent.
 
khorum

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Hang on... why would limp-wristed pozload-gargling ladyboys be acceptable but crazy DTF 34-year-old cat-ladies who admitted they may as well suck cock aren't?
 
Chanur

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khorum_sl said:
Hang on... why would limp-wristed pozload-gargling ladyboys be acceptable but crazy DTF 34-year-old cat-ladies who admitted they may as well suck cock aren't?
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Sooo dude to female... Dick to female...down to fuck... What's the DTF?
 
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khorum_sl said:
Hang on... why would limp-wristed pozload-gargling ladyboys be acceptable but crazy DTF 34-year-old cat-ladies who admitted they may as well suck cock aren't?
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It's not fun if she wants to do it.

Haven't you learned anything from this thread?
 
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Phazael

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I have learned two things. Apparently Keg is a bigger momma's boy than I originally thought, and that Mist has a fascination for giant black dicks.
 
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So i started to talking to this black chick the other day on some subreddit for like autist/introverted people who can't get dates. She's super Nerdy and pretty I dunno impressionable? Not your typical nog.

I normally don't mess with animals but she said she has a fetish for race play and wants a white man to fuck her hard while saying racist shit.

She lives 6 hours away though and of course she doesn't drive.

Would my slave owning ancestors approve or disapprove of this?

Also it sucks but I'll have to use a condom because black bitches are like the number 1 carrier of the separate stds.
 
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So, I'm working 10 hours Tuesday night, 10 hours Wednesday night, 10 hours Christmas eve, 4-midnight on Christmas and 12 hours Saturday, 9 to 9.

Rinse and repeat for the following week except 8am to 4pm on New Years because the drunks I work with refuse to pick up that shift.
 
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Kriptini

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Mist_sl said:
So, I'm working 10 hours Tuesday night, 10 hours Wednesday night, 10 hours Christmas eve, 4-midnight on Christmas and 12 hours Saturday, 9 to 9.

Rinse and repeat for the following week except 8am to 4pm on New Years because the drunks I work with refuse to pick up that shift.
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Probably for the best. I imagine Christmas at your place is just you unwrapping your mom's monthly electric bill.
 
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khorum

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If you'd just go ahead and switch to a career sucking cocks, you'd make that much money in about six total hours. Of course it'd be six hours with literal cocks in your mouth, but it's way better than sixty hours with figurative cocks in your mouth.
 
Phazael

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Kriptini_sl said:
Probably for the best. I imagine Christmas at your place is just you unwrapping your mom's monthly electric bill.
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This times one million. Imagine what it must be like being around you in the same room during the holidays? Its a good thing you are a lesbian (or forever alone tranny dude) because your whole personality is like a giant can of penis repellant.
 
Mist

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Phazael_sl said:
This times one million. Imagine what it must be like being around you in the same room during the holidays? Its a good thing you are a lesbian (or forever alone tranny dude) because your whole personality is like a giant can of penis repellant.
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Says one of the most chronically unpleasant posters on this forum.
 
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