Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

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yerm

yerm

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Have unprotected sex with Keg. I know one FOH couple for whom this and the resulting pregnancy led to a happy family life. In your case, who knows? Can't hurt!
 
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pysek

pysek

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If she takes after her mother it can...
 
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khorum

khorum

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yerm said:
Have unprotected sex with Keg. I know one FOH couple for whom this and the resulting pregnancy led to a happy family life. In your case, who knows? Can't hurt!
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They even have a legitimate claim to the Archduchy of Brandenburg-Ansbach!
 
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Mist

Mist

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kegkilla said:
Mist, please rank the following items in terms of how much they ruined your life, from most to least:

Ronald Reagan
NAFTA
the cancelation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Windows Vista
The OJ Simpson trial
The Montreal Screwjob

This may seem like a frivolous exercise is but rest assured I am building a profile of your psyche so we can better treat you.
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Would you believe I've never seen an episode of Buffy?
 
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Mist

Mist

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Our NOC smelled like urine all night long. This is the third time in the past 6 weeks we've had an unexplained pee smell.

10 hours in a windowless, pee-smelling room.
 
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Siddar

Siddar

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So someone doesn't like someone and is peeing in the room?

Set up a motion sensor camera.
 
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Mist

Mist

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It's definitely not someone peeing in there. There's very few people on my shift.

At one point, a toilet or urinal was leaking water through the wall, into the drywall, and soaking into the carpet, making a huge pee puddle. That smell lasted for weeks. But now it periodically comes back, blasting right out of the AC vents sometimes.
 
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mkopec

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Its called the cat effect, you will know it soon enough when you get your kittens. You see a cat pisses in the corner of the room an no matter what you do you cant get rid of the smell. Bleach, axe spray, lysol, none of that shit works.
 
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Mist

Mist

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A phone line goes down in Hong Kong for 6 minutes, due to loss of signal from the provider.

I can't provide a good enough explanation to the customer. I get yelled at by my boss for 2 hours.
 
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Chanur

Chanur

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Maybe try telling the customer how miserable you are? They may not want to complain to your boss then.
 
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Mist

Mist

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They didn't even complain to my boss. He just happened to see the follow-up email and went into a tirade.
 
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Did he begin to lose his voice after two hours or this is the woman definition of yelling where he instructed you how to not fuck up next time?
 
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Hosix

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Mist said:
A phone line goes down in Hong Kong for 6 minutes, due to loss of signal from the provider.

I can't provide a good enough explanation to the customer. I get yelled at by my boss for 2 hours.
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Tell them it's your moms fault since she takes your money.
 
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kegkilla

kegkilla

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Mist said:
A phone line goes down in Hong Kong for 6 minutes, due to loss of signal from the provider.

I can't provide a good enough explanation to the customer. I get yelled at by my boss for 2 hours.
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Godzilla.
 
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khorum

khorum

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Mist said:
They didn't even complain to my boss. He just happened to see the follow-up email and went into a tirade.
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If it happens again, tear your blouse and file sexual harassment. Pay off your mom with part of the settlement. Fly to philly. Bear a_skeleton_02' kids.
 
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