MLB 2021 "Hot Stove": Third Time's a Charm for Dodgers

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TheNozz

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Damn I hate to say it but I cannot see Jansen being a member of the Dodgers after this season

he’s way too much of a liablity
 
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Ameraves

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Damn I hate to say it but I cannot see Jansen being a member of the Dodgers after this season

he’s way too much of a liablity
As a closer? Yeah no possible way. Maybe he can figure out a way to be a relief pitcher, but his closing days are over.

What worries me is the postseason. No fucking way to rely on him for it.
 
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Ameraves

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Will fucking Smith!$$

Major League Baseball Sport GIF by MLB
That's a gif of Muncy...
 
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Ameraves

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Dodgers pitching could potentially be absolutely amazing if they are able to get Bauer back this year, and figure out something for their closer role.
 
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Muurloen

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Dodgers pitching could potentially be absolutely amazing if they are able to get Bauer back this year, and figure out something for their closer role.
Astros would have won the game if the gas can known as Jake Ordorizzi wasn't pitching.
 
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Gavinmad

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Isn't that the dude who snapped at an opposing coach and charged their dugout at the beginning of the season? Roid rage is srs bsns. *edit* Guess it was the Astros and it was middle of last season, that explains why Muurloen is gloating.

He's going with the tainted supplement excuse but they wouldn't hit him with 80 fucking games if they thought he wasn't full of shit. Who the fuck would just randomly mix an injectable steroid into something?
 
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Blitz

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"It was tainted Mexican beef!" - Canelo-excuse time!
 
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Gavinmad

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"It was tainted Mexican beef!" - Canelo-excuse time!
I mean on the other hand maybe it's so ludicrous that it's believable? I mean Nandrolone is an old and incredibly well known steroid, you have to know there's zero chance of getting away with taking it. And it doesn't have an oral form like Turinabol. I mean what, did he just randomly decide to shoot up with Nandrolone one day right after a drug test and hope all the metabolites would be gone by the time his next test came along?
 

Fight

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See ya scumbag.

Your entire fucking roster should have gotten suspended 162 games for STEALING a World Series and ruining guys careers... and if they tried to fight it, they should have gotten the Black Sox treatment. You are saved by the grace of Manfred's incompetence and cowardice.
 
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Muurloen

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Your entire fucking roster should have gotten suspended 162 games for STEALING a World Series and ruining guys careers... and if they tried to fight it, they should have gotten the Black Sox treatment. You are saved by the grace of Manfred's incompetence and cowardice.
If they covered it up, then I would agree with you.

When they were questioned by MLB they cooperated, instead of covering it up.

Get over yourself. Until then the Astros are going to live rent free in your head for the rest of your life.
 

Ameraves

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This thread is much more enjoyable with Muurloen on ignore, you guys should all try it. I often times completely forget about him, until one of you quotes him and am reminded he is still around.

I don't like putting people on ignore, but when they add literally nothing beyond trolling, it is a fairly easy choice.
 

Muurloen

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This thread is much more enjoyable with Muurloen on ignore, you guys should all try it. I often times completely forget about him, until one of you quotes him and am reminded he is still around.

I don't like putting people on ignore, but when they add literally nothing beyond trolling, it is a fairly easy choice.
I didn't think that anyone could be a thin skinned cunt like this fellow 49'ers fan on these here message boards. I was wrong.
 
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Ameraves

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Not exactly MLB, but this kids reaction made me laugh.

 
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