MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

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Other than your favorite team, who wins the 2023 World Series?


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Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
43,737
52,283
Big Papi
Ichiro
Molina
Curt Schilling (or are we strictly talking baseball fame lol)

What exactly does 'Since Fernando' mean, like they can't have started playing until after his retirement? Cause Randy Johnson and Roger Clemens both started before Valenzuela retired and were both bigger names and better pitchers.
 
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TheNozz

Karazhan Raider
7,894
40,198
Big Papi
Ichiro
Molina
Curt Schilling (or are we strictly talking baseball fame lol)

What exactly does 'Since Fernando' mean, like they can't have started playing until after his retirement? Cause Randy Johnson and Roger Clemens both started before Valenzuela retired and were both bigger names and better pitchers.
I think she meant since his prime popularity

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Muurloen

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
13,874
39,469
Oh God, one of the few other places in this country as nasty as Houston!
1st time & last time I will ever come to NYC. You would have to probably pay me a healthy sum before I would consider ever coming back.

Citi Field wasn't too bad.
 
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Blitz

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So who has these Twitter posts regarding Wander Franco? Doesn't sound good at all.
 

Ameraves

New title pending...
<Bronze Donator>
13,411
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So the claim is he is dating some 14 year old girl. I scanned for about 5 minutes and then got annoyed with it all, this first one is supposedly her.

And this one allegedly is her posting her baby, and also driving with a bottle of vodka in her hand? I dunno, hard to find the truth of any of it.
 
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Blitz

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So the claim is he is dating some 14 year old girl. I scanned for about 5 minutes and then got annoyed with it all, this first one is supposedly her.

And this one allegedly is her posting her baby, and also driving with a bottle of vodka in her hand? I dunno, hard to find the truth of any of it.

Man, I don't know what to make of this. That dude either got duped, and probably didn't even really think twice about age - because let's be real Latina chicks mature quickly, and I don't think age is as big of a deal in Latin America... Or he lied about being 18 to be in a relationship with a younger girl? I don't know, it looks like she has a kid, but once again she could've had that kid at like 12. What a mess.

People are freaking out because they're Franco collectors, and they've lost potentially 5-6 figures today lol.

TheNozz TheNozz , or someone who speaks Spanish, start digging.





Hahahaha, Jesus

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Animosity

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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5,934
Mariners getting no hit by the worst team in baseball is just the cherry on top of a shit weekend.
 
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Muurloen

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
13,874
39,469
Hope the court said to him "you just suck at your job, go home and never come back".
 
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TheNozz

Karazhan Raider
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First power-rankings from MLB.com (from a woman, reader beware).


Tl;dr
1. Astros
2. Mets
3. Braves
4. Padres
5. Yankees
6. Phillies
And as of August 13…

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but god, them NY teams and the Pads